Tigressana and Tobi
Tobi and Tigressana are having another romantic candle lit dinner.
Tobi: Oh, Tigressana, you are everything I ever wanted in a women. You're smart, talented, beautiful, and you love me for who I am.
Tigressana: Like wise. You're handsome, funny, and have a great taste in women!
Tobi: I have a present for you. (Gives gift to her) Go ahead, open it!
Tigressana: (opens gift) A Japanese Bobtail kitten! I love her! I'm going to name her Rose! I have a gift for you to, Tobi-kun! (gives gift to him)
Tobi: (opens gift) A piece of string! It's what I have always wanted! Thank you Tiger-Muffin!
Tigressana: Tobi-kun, what is that on Rose's tail?
Tobi: It's a new akatsuki ring for you. The symbol on it means tiger.
Tigressana: Oh Tobi-kun, thank you so much!
Leader: What is going on in here?!
Leader then realizes that Tobi and Tigressana are yet again making out.
Leader: Okay, I'm going to go throw-up my dinner, now.
Deidara: (walks in) Hey Tobi! (Notices that Tobi and Tigressana are making out) Oh Dear Lord! I'm going to be ill!!! Somebody get them a room!
Hidan: (walks in) Oh My God! At times like these I wish I could kill myself!
Itachi: Has anyone seen my---Oh my lord! Somebody gouge my eyes out!
Kisame and Sasori: What's going on in here?! What the hell?! (Starts throwing up)
To be continued…
Tune in next time for the appearance of Tigressana's former student, Sebres (c-breeze)!