Uh, hi… I'm Patrick…
Today I woke up so early that, uh, it was still dark!
I got up and turned on the TV to watch my favorite channel: the fuzzy channel! It's black and white and makes pretty patterns and the best part, haha, the funny little sound that goes khceee…
(For those of you who don't know this Patrick just described STATIC)
I watched that until… I…uh…
ME: you realized something!
Oh, right! It's my birthday! I'm having a party!
NARRATOR: 3½ hours later…
Hey! Where is everybody?
Oh no!
Wa-wa-WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Nobody remembered my birthday! RRR… SPONGEBAAAAAHHHHHHB!
NARRATOR: At SpongeBob's house…
"Uh…whaddaya doing here?"
"SpongeBob! You forgot my birthday! You didn't even buy me a present!"
"But Patri-"
"And that makes me so mad, I'm gonna f*cking kill you!" *pulls out 44 bazooka gun, aims at SpongeBob's head*
"PATRICK!"
"What!" *shoots SpongeBob*
"Your birthday's not…today…it's to…moor…row, Pat…rick…" *dies*
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"Oh…" *looks at SpongeBob. Blood is collecting in a big puddle around his body*
"Well, see you tomorrow buddy. Oh, hey Gary." *walks past Gary, who saw the whole scene. His eyes are bugging out of their stalks and his mouth lays flat, sprawled out on the floor* "mewp."
ME: My POV!
When Patrick got outside, he saw Squidward gardening. Patrick ran up to him, shouted "I WUV U!" and hugged him. Squidward had a heart attack and died.
Patrick skipped though the daisies, unaware of the sudden cliff just 15 feet ahead of him.
"Meow," said Gary.
"Oh, you're right Gary. There is a cliff there, said Patrick, still skipping.
"Meow,"
"No, I don't care! I'm gonna fall off that cliff and die! I don't care! There's nothing you can say that will stop-"
"MEOW!"
"What? I'm the ATOM BOMB? NO!"
Patrick flew down the cliff, and when he hit the bottom, he exploded-taking all of Bikini Bottom with.
And there ya got Patrick's happy little life =)
-END STORY-
Oh, my god...
I'm never writing a spongebob story again...
R&R!
SEE YA!