(based on a dream I had)
the purple horse known as "twilight" (stupid name btw) walked down the street of horse town. But suddenly A naked human jumped out of a bush and said "I AM CASIMIRZ III KING OF ALL POLANS" and then he slapped twilight with a soup ladle.
Then while twilight was still standing there confused he continued to yell "I WILL MAKE POLAN INTO SPACE" and "POLAN KING OF LITHUANIA".
but then he looked at her and said "polan king of ... horse land?"
And then he enslaved all of the small horses and brought them back to earth
"And that's why the winged hussars are the best cavalry in Europe" king casimirz said to his grandson who he planned to make his heir. "Your full of shit grandpa" his grandson replied
THE END