Disclaimer: I don't own the Fairly Odd Parents

November 27th

Today was Black Friday, the best day of the year to get good deals and fight the crowds. It was absolute chaos—and that's saying something coming from me. My mom came along with me and I had to rescue her from this nutjob. My mom found this coffee maker that some other woman wanted, so the other lady grabbed a nearby coffee mug and smashed it, then tried stabbing her. Ironically the phrase 'have a nice day' was written on the shard. Anyway I used my black belt skills to beat her up and save my mom.

After we finished up we went back home, where dad was lazing around reading. I had to yell at him to help us unload, and then I went to my room to unwind.

I always have mixed feelings when it comes to the holidays. On one hand I get out of school, but on the other my client's parents get time off, so I lose business. Usually around this time I find other ways to make cash: like last year I made a lot of cash by selling fruitcakes that I made the twerp bake. I was thinking about selling Christmas sweaters this year or maybe some of my Grandma Rosenburg's famous pfeffernüsse cookies. Speaking of my grandma, her and my Grampa (really they're my great-grandparents through my dad, but whatever) are coming over for Christmas. I can't wait! They always get me lots of gifts!

Mrs. Turner just called. She needs me to watch Timmy while she and her husband go to the hospital. Apparently she snapped her ankle trying to climb up the shelves at Wall-2-Wall Mart. She should've just used a ladder. Oh well; her problem, not mine! Later!

A/N: In the episode 'Tiny Timmies' I noticed that Vicky seemed to know German, which could mean that either she had a fascination with the German culture or that she herself was part German. Unlike my previous story there's going to be a little bit of character development for Vicky in this one. Feel free to leave a review.