Lean back and enjoy. Imagine a elf appears in your screen and talking to you.^^
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„Good Evening! My dear people, I have something to say to you!
I have to say something about a few things you are doing with me!
First: of all Im not made to get Pregnant, and I would never wan't to get a Child with Aragorn especially. For that he haves Arwen! I hate Children to be honest and I never, ever want to get one.
Secondly: Why the heck everyone tries to let me get Captured, Injured and wounded, and makes me cry out in Pain? I ask you; What have i done to you dear Folks? Why you write every time that I first die in Agony and after a time I return to Middle Earth because someone calls after me or tells me I have to go back? I mean, Really?
Thirdly: Heesh, My Father loves me of course, for I am the noble and fearless Son every father wants to have. He would never abuse me or send me away because we had an argument, and if we would have one, believe me, I would win!
My Dear Authors. I don't know why you hate me, for i am too brilliant and amazing to be hated. I only ask to leave this Fanfictions where i am tortured, captured, Pregnant or in Love with Aragorn, Haldir, Gimli or Elrond be. I mean sure, they are nearly as hot as I am but, and please don't cry now, my only true love belongs only to the Sea.
Thank you very much!
Your Prince,
Legolas Greenleaf"
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(Imagine now the figure dissapeares with a *poof* and a cloud of fog. Thanks^^ Review please! Xoxo;)