In the Closet by SageKiller
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, this might actually have happened.
"Malfoy, what the hell do you think you're doing!?"
"Shut up Potter! Do you want to get caught like this?"
"Well no but…did we have to hide in a closet?"
"I didn't see you coming up with any better ideas!"
"I wanted to go the hospital wing! How is that not better?!"
"Do you realize how many people are going to be in the halls right now?! We'll never live this down!"
"Don't yell at me! You're the one whose cauldron exploded!"
"That's only because you threw something in my potion! It was perfect! And anyway, you threw yourself on me! What did you think was going to happen when we got splashed by a bonding potion!"
"I just didn't want you to get hurt!"
"Potter, my hand is now permanently attached to your groin! I couldn't get any more hurt!"
"Well this is no picnic for me either Malfoy!"
"Yeah I can feel how much you're not enjoying this. I never thought you swung that way Potter."
"I don't!"
"…"
"But while we're here Malfoy, you think you could…"
"SHUT UP POTTER!!!"