What REALLY happened to Salazar Slytherin
By Islay12
AN: So Joefish and I had this random idea about Salazar Slytherin and so I expanded on it
Summery: Never piss off Rowena
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"And why can't young wizards of unmagical decent be barred the rights to a good education?"
"Because they are not pure! They would contaminate our beautiful school!"
Helga rolled her eyes at Rowena and Salazar, once again having their daily argument about if muggleborns should be allowed into the school.
Godric leaned over and whispered, "Are they at it again?"
Helga nodded, "Yep, always at each other's throats"
"Do you think they're just arguing for the heck of it?"
"I always thought it was because they liked each other." Said Helga.
"What?" Exclaimed Godric, "Must I remind you that Iam courting Rowena and Salazar likes men."
"He does?" said Helga, surprised.
"Yes, I mean he shows all the gay signs (well at least signs he wants to be a girl). 1. He owns a locket, and sleeps with it under his pillow
He has this long hair, he Combs, Brushes AND Straightens!
He has a really high pitched laugh"
Helga rolled her eyes, "Godric, that locket was his mother's, that's all he has left of her; Also must I remind you that you too are vain about your hair; As for Salazar's laugh, compared to your voice even a bass singer would sound like a mouse! I see no indication that Salazar is gay."
Godric pouted, "I hate logic. Even from you it still bursts my bubble."
Helga giggled, as Rowena held her wand at Salazar's head.
"If you say that one more time I will personally jinx you so hard, that you'll never walk again."
"Try me." Said Salazar tauntingly.
"I'm warning you Salazar if you say that-" said Rowena poisonously.
"What? Mudblood?" Salazar spat out.
Godric's eyes widen and Helga said in a worried voice, "Oh, he's in trouble."
Rowena's eyes flashed red and she raised her wand. With a swift slash and a yell of, "Squadstempha!" A bright violet light exploded from the end of her wand and in Salazar's place was a Giant Squid.
"Told you wouldn't be able to walk." And Rowena stormed off.
Helga and Godric stared after her and then turned their attentions to the squid formally known as Salazar Slytherin.
Helga levitated the Squid into the lake near the castle, and then told Godric offhand, "If I were you, I'd never piss off Rowena."