...You REALLY can't blame me! I just LOVE to make Soul Eater fanfictions!

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater! It all belongs to the people it belongs to! 8'l


Maka fluttered her eyes open, she felt a cat sleeping next to her. She sat up the cat fell over it glared at her. "Don't move, you're comfortable!" It meowed.

Maka fell backwards, what kind of cat talks?!" She felt a cold bind on her leg, she glanced at it, it was a shackle.

The cat snickered. "I see you've noticed that you're going to be stayin' here for awhile." The cat was obviously a male, telling by the voice, it sounded a lot like Free's.

Maka hated Free. She jerked the cat up by the scruff. The cat snarled as it bit her hand, she flinched and dropped the cat.

A smooth yet harsh voice echoed through the darkness. "Upgrade! You're not supposed to hurt her!" He snarled.

Maka could see why the cat was named Upgrade. He was pure black, with neon green lines that turned in straight lines throughout his body.

"Who's there?! are you another cat!?" She snapped.

A nasty-looking cat, obviously a male, stepped out of the shadows. He bore a hideous scar across his eye. The eye had no pupil and the scar was slightly infected, it looks as if it recently bled.

He had a sleek, midnight-black coat, a horrid scar slashed across his shoulder.

"I'm Crimson, leader of Experimentals. A band of cats that live her, helping Lucia in her cat DNA experiments." He mewed.

Maka stared at him, terror washed over her like a wave. "E-Experiments?!" She said, her voice as shaky as a cat in a snowstorm.

The cat snickered. "Yeah, experiments." Then he pricked his ears. He glared at Upgrade. "Go!" They both sprinted into the shadows.

The door swung open violently.

Maka squinted her eyes as she tried to get used to the light, she opened them fully, revealing a girl that reminded Maka very much like Blair.

There stood a girl, she was younger than twenty but older than 10, if Maka took a wild guess she would be 17.

"I'm Lucia. Nice to meet you, Maka Albarn." She cooed, then turning her voice into a harsh snarl.

Lucia had whitish-silverish hair like Eruka Frog's, she wore a dress with laces at the parts where the dress cut off, like the ending part of the sleeve, the bottom of the dress, and the neck hole.

The dress was black, while the laces were snow white. She had a satin necklace, a satin ribbon wound around her throat, while a sapphire hung down.

She wore a ring with another sapphire. She pulled out a wand. "Purr-Purr-Mew!" She exclaimed, and all the cats that were in the room stepped out, their claws were wet, dripping.

Lucia clapped. "Let's go!"

The cats lunged for Maka, Maka closed her eyes, and felt claws rip through her flesh.


Soul sped through the city, the night was as dark as black blood, and dust was spit up as he sped on his motorcycle.

"Maka!!!" He called out.

"Maka!!!" Blair called out, Blair wanted to come half because she cared for Maka and half because Soul was coming.

"Damnit! Why is it always her?!" He snarled.

Blair sighed, she rode on a pumpkin next to Soul. "Soul, how do you know she was taken? She could've gone off herself, you know." He meowed.

Soul growled under his breath. "She isn't THAT retarded, she knows that retarded idiots are out at this time of night." He snapped.

Blair let an anime teardrop fall from the side of her face.

"You're impossible, cutie." She mumbled.

Soul sighed. "Do you think we should split up?" He said, a little more calmed down.

Blair shrugged. "I dunno, cutie. I guess." She turned around. "I'll search the desert!" She mewed before getting out of earshot.

Soul looked around. "I'll look all over the city..." He mumbled, and he sped up the motorcycle.


Maka ripped another cat that was tearing open her arm, it hit the wall with a KLUNK.

A cat was crunching on her leg, she kicked it off. Just a few minutes ago, these cats were talking to her as if they were people, now they're attacking as if they want to murder her!

"Damn it! Get off me!" She snarled at them. It was an overwhelming number of cats, over 30 cats, easy, but they were darting around to fast for Maka to get an accurate count.

A cat clung itself to one of her ponytails, she tore it off. It screeched as it skidded on the floor. Too many cats were on her at once. She couldn't hold off anymore.

"DAMN IT!!!" She screeched as she slipped into a black nothingness where nothing mattered anymore...