A Moment of Silence
-- By Water Lemon --
Summary: Naruto does weird things in his sleep. Things that go 'prooot' in the night. Rated K+: SasuNaru drabble -- Crack!sh --
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Sighing for the nth time that night, Uchiha Sasuke smiled lightly at his sleeping companion. They had just had a bombastic, ballistic night and he and Naruto were dead tired, the blonde being too tired to even put on some pajamas. Sasuke put it on Naruto himself, worried that he might get a cold from too much exposure.
He brushed off a few strands of golden yellow hair from that adorably tanned face and leaned forward, planning to plant a swift, gentle kiss on Naruto before he would sleep since he was in a particularly good mood tonight.
A sudden sound surprised him in more ways than one.
Sasuke stopped in mid-lean and sniffed the air, scrunching his nose slightly as he smelled the incredibly unhygienic scent. He felt a wave of nausea sweep over him.
"Bleargh!" The Uchiha prodigy forgot all about his good night kiss to the Jinchuuriki and turned away from, covering his nose with the hotdog pillow beside him.
He didn't know that someone could even fart while sleeping, but leave it to Naruto to prove the impossible possible. Way to ruin the mood, Naruto, you usuratonkachi.
Sighing for the nth time that night, Sasuke scowled lightly as he pressed the pillow harder onto his face. Maybe eggs for breakfast, lunch and dinner wasn't such a good idea after all.
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I got this idea after watching the Kiba - Naruto battle in the Chuunin Exam preliminaries. Care to leave a review?