Hey there kiddies! This is my first attempt at Sherlock fanfiction, so it will probably be very OOC. Enjoy~
John, your gun, where is it? –SH
I have it… why? –JW
Bored. –SH
Well then play your violin or something, don't shoot the wall! –JW
I did that, and I'm still bored! –SH
Just watch telly for a while, I'll be home soon. –JW
But that's boring! Bring home milk. –SH
I know Sherlock, but I'll be home soon. Until then, entertain yourself. –JW
Wait, I just bought milk yesterday. What happened to that? –JW
I got bored. –SH
Really, Sherlock, what the hell do you do with all that milk? –JW
Nothing, just experiments. –SH
Great. I don't want to know. I have a patient coming in. Entertain yourself, and don't shoot the wall! –JW
Fine. I'll find something else to do. –SH