What. What the hell is this. That's what I ask myself everytime I read this. This is what I spout when I'm bored. :B Flaming will be used to roast marshmallows!
One day, England and America were sitting around America's house being derpy, when America decided to be random.
"You're a sexy asshole, you know that?" He said.
"...what?" England was completely taken aback.
"What, are you fucking deaf? I said you were a sexy asshole." He gave England a 'you're stupid, I would tell you to go die, but I want to fuck you' look.
"I can hear well, thank you. What brought this on?" England drew his eyebrows together and looked as angry as always. The author wondered why he had no frown lines. "Oh that's right," the author realized, "he's an ANIME CHARACTER."
"I decided to be blunt and stuff because I'm Amurikn. Desuyo." He made a peace sign and stuck out his tongue.
"Don't steal my 'desuyo', desuyo!" Sealand exclaimed, appearing from no where and flailing his malnutritioned limbs everywhere.
"Don't abuse my language, desu!" Japan yelled, flailing his malnutritionedness everywhere, as well. But he's from Japan, and all they eat is rice. So he has his excuse.
They both evaporated into thin air.
England and America just stood there, officially mindfucked.
Then they had sex and came all over Germany's bed. The end.
EVERY. TIME. EVERYTIME I TRY TO EDIT THIS, IT DOESN'T EDIT. BY GOD, EDIT, YOU BASKET-CASE! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY NOPE!
oh hi sorry there was too much caps so i'm writing in no caps sup derp