Who is your Summoner and what does he do?

by Ninjaprinzessin

Have you ever imagined how the League of Legends Champions feel when you lead them into victory ... or defeat? No? Then read about Jinx' rage when her summoner can't last-hit, Kata's feelings while opposing Talon and Lee Sin's confusion when being blinded. But one thing's for sure. When this story blows up in a huge shroom explosion, summoners and champions alike will hate Teemo.

Who is your Summoner, and what does he do?

"Hey, nice to see you!" Ezreal glimpsed a waving, pink shield at the River, next to the Dragon's Pitch. Sighing, he backed away to hide in a nearby bush, although he didn't get the point of hiding from Taric. The most scary thing about the Gem Knight was his Armor of the Fifth Age.

"He looks so cute." Lulu and Pix came up behind him. He had preferred to have Taric for Support, not the crazy Yordle girl. She was right, he looked kinda cute with the pink plush around his lower legs, whereas Lulu simply was creepy with her weird smile. And her laughter …

"Stop it", he hissed when she stepped out of the bush to dance in circled and laugh annoyingly.

"C'mon you, let's dance!", she shouted at Taric, and the pink knight answered: "Gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous." After he said this thrice in a row, Lulu wrapped the tip of her ridiculously big hat around her magic staff and twirled around and around through the air. Ezreal got dizzy from just watching this.

"Be glad you cannot see what's going on here", he murmured while helping his jungler attacking the Red Buff Lizard.

"That's mean." Lee Sin made an angry face. "Go away, I don't need your help anyway. Smite is up real soon. And I won't gank you, that's for sure."

"But … I didn't mean to ..." Ezreal sighed again and went back to his lane. So much about friendly, peaceful monks. He hated his team, but his enemy team even more, for the little Yordle on the Top Lane and the Noxian chick on the Mid Lane.

"This game is crazy." He started to shoot the minions who were close to death anyway, while Lulu continued to dance in a bush.

"Crazy? You should see my sister." And there she was, the blue-haired girl who loved to create chaos and destruction. He tried not to look at how less she wore and decided to kill her soon.

"Nice last hits", he commented when she failed at three minions in a row.

"It's not my fault. My effing summoner is to stupid to-" She couldn't finish her sentence because just then Lulu turned her into a cupcake.

"Delightify!", she shouted and giggled. "That was fun." One second later she was stunned by Taric and nearly dead when Jinx shot her. Only her flash back to their turret could rescue her.

"Much fun, wow." Ezreal couldn't believe Lulu had started with Whimsy. Glitterlance, maybe? He knew this would be a very, very hard lane. Without a gank, as Lee Sin had promised.