The Loud kids were in their parents' bedroom. Their parents were in their bathroom, fighting.
Lola: How long have they been in there?
Lori: It's been literally an hour!
Leni: Only an hour? It feels like it's been way longer than 60 seconds.
Lincoln: I wish I knew what they were fighting about.
Lynn Jr.: Weren't you listening? Dad suggested we let Anthony come with us, and then Mom said "Lynn, can I talk to you for a second." and then Leni thought she was talking to me.
Lincoln: I know. But that conversation couldn't possibly go on for this long. The obvious answer to if Anthony should come is a big fat "NO!"
Leni: Vanzilla's really big. I'm sure we could find a spot for him somewhere.
Lincoln: That's not what I…I'm not gonna say anything. I don't want a fight to start out here too. But just to be sure, who agrees with me that Anthony shouldn't come?
Everyone else but Leni and Lily raised their hands.
Lincoln: That's what I thought.
The boom operator came out of the bathroom.
Boom Operator: I can only boom operate for so long!
He went over to Lincoln.
Boom Operator: Oln, you've gotta do something to get them to stop fighting so I can go home.
Lincoln: No can do. The best way for feuds to stop is to just let the people having them handle it on their own. I learned that the hard way. And stop calling me Oln.
Boom Operator: I will if you get the fight to stop.
Lincoln walked over to the bathroom and his sisters encouraged him not to.
Lincoln: Sorry ladies, but it has to be done.
Lincoln knocked on the bathroom door.
Lincoln: Mom, Dad, can whatever it is your fighting about wait? We all wanna finish counting the money.
Rita and Lynn Sr. talked about it for a moment and then came out of the bathroom.
Lynn Sr.: Alright, where were we?
Leni: We were seeing if we've made enough money.
Rita: Yes. We were seeing if there's enough money for the 13 of us. Just the 13 of us and no one else.
Rita gave Lynn Sr. an angry look.
Lynn Sr.: …..Anyway…
Almost Everybody in the room: 199,680, 199,681, 199,682, 199,683!
Lynn Sr.: There it is, gang! Thanks to the success of our show, we've got 199,683 Pokéroonies in the savings jug! And you know what that means?
The Loud Family formed a conga line.
The Loud Family: A vacation is what we're going on! A vacation is what we're going on! A vacation is what we're going on!
The Louds conga lined outside, where Lillie walked up to them.
Lillie: Hey, Louds. Why are you all in a conga line (whispering: I ask, despite the fact I already know the answer.)?
Rita: …..Oh. We forgot Lillie.
Lynn Sr.: Well, you see, we just found out we have enough money for a vacation, and…
Lillie: Stop right there. I know what you're all thinking. "She's not a part of our family, but she's living with us, so it's pretty rude to not let her come on the trip."
Leni: I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking about belts.
Lillie: But it's okay. You can go without me. It's a Loud family vacation, not a mostly Loud, but one Staffenhagen vacation. I don't wanna ruin anybody's fun.
Lynn Sr.: Are you sure you don't wanna come? You won't ruin anybody's fun.
Lincoln: Yes she will. She's Anthony in girl form.
Lillie: Actually, that's Karli. But I see what you mean.
Lynn Sr.: Lillie, don't let Lincoln…
Rita: Honey, we only have enough money for 13 people. Remember?!
Lynn Sr.: Right, right. Come on, gang. Let's go pack.
Most of them: Yay! Packing!
Everybody went inside and continued singing.
Lincoln: I just realized something.
Luan: What?
Lincoln: Crazy Lillie is gonna be here all by herself. We can't let that happen.
Luan: Don't worry. I can fix this.
Luan went over to Lillie.
Luan: Hey Crazy Lillie, can I…?
Lillie: I'm not gonna be staying here while you guys are away, I'm gonna be at Anthony's. You don't have to electrify me.
Luan: Shh! Shh! That's a secret. Remember?
Leni: What's a secret?
Luan: Aah! Uhhm…where Crazy Lillie is gonna be staying while we're away.
Leni: Okay. I won't tell anybody.
Leni walked away.
Luan: And I wasn't gonna you-know-what. I was gonna ask you politely.
Lillie: Well, it didn't seem that way. Sorry.