Okay. So I woke up at two in the morning after having a really weird dream and I was feeling inspired and thinking about Malec and this is what happened. It's brain-puke, just lots of random crap that was in my head. Don't judge me please. I'm going back to bed now, it's 2:17. I'm in a sort of bad mood.
Almost forgot the stupid disclaimer. I don't own any of this shish kebabs, okay?
Alec was sitting on a couch looking at an arrow.
"Why am I looking at an arrow?" he said.
Then Magnus suddenly appeared in a beautiful explosion of glitter and rainbows and bi-bows (because rainbows can be bisexuals, too).
"Helloooooooo!" Magnus said while dancing really weirdly. "It seems that I am dancing really weirdly!" Magnus couldn't stop dancing.
And then suddenly Alec started dancing, too and he couldn't stop dancing either and they were both standing in the middle of the room flailing their arms around like the stupid idiots they were. And then they started singing "you are the dancing queen" by Abba simultaneously which was weird because neither of them had heard any Abba songs in their life except for the Winner Takes it All. So they kept on dancing crazily until the sun rised. Then they ate some bread and some potatoes and kept dancing.
And then they decided to get married, because why not. So the moon said the stuff that the priest usually said and then they were married.
Then Magnus did some warlocky shit and got a brownie.
The brownie fell on their heads.
So they ate it. It tasted like broccoli.
And then suddenly there was a very loud explosion and a lemon meringue appeared.
"The truth is a lemon meringue!" They said at the same time. And then Alec picked up an arrow and threw it at the window. "Hey Magnus we should jump out of the window! The pizza will catch us." Alec said. Magnus did not support this idea. But he jumped out of the window, and the pizza caught them. It was a pepperoni and bacon pizza and it was about the size of a trampoline.
They thought this was weird but they were hungry because they had only eaten the bread and the potatoes, so they ate the pizza. This turned out to be not such a good idea because they ate the entire thing and then they fell from the sky.
And then they were saved by Isabelle because it turned out that her whip can be used as a kind of helicopter thing to fly, and she caught them both. But then, when they all got to the ground, they all started dancing uncontrollably again. then Izabelle suddenly disappeared and Magnus and Alec were able to stop dancing but then they decided that not dancing was for boring people and then kept dancing because that's them and they're dumbasses.
They danced for an entire year on the sidewalk where Isabelle dropped them off without sustenance of any kind and then one day Magnis thought that dancing was getting a bit boring so he started playing the clarinet, which he made out of warlockiness because he can do whatever the hell he wants.
Then he decided it was lonely being the only one playing music and Alec was still dancing so he made a saxomophone from Warlock mojo. Alec played the Saxomophone but he was really bad at it and he squeaked a lot so Magnus scrapped the sax and summoned a trombone which Alec was very good at playing so they played their instruments nonstop with circular breathing for two years.
Then they decided that was getting boring too so they went and ate a tomato and had the time of their lives with the Tomato. The tomato became their child and they adopted it. They loved that tomato. So Magnus and Alec rented a place and lived happily ever after with their tomato-child.
The end!