alios struted in like the fabulos bithc he is. "yo claude!" he yelled with much angerness.
"wut da fuk do you want you stripper pece of crap.?" sad cloaude.
"did you srsly un-friend me on fb?" alis sad.
"um ya you kept on msg meh pics of random yaoi people mak of uss and it freks me teh crap out." claude sad annoyed wit alois.
"whateveh hater ganna hate taters gonna tate 3" aloisns said.
-menwile at teh pantombeehive manchun-
ciele postd a statis updat on fb sayin "doin a truth issss lik it upp 3"
it geav him a victurios feeling when the post got a suckselful 2 lieks. dey were frum alostripper trancy and sebashtun michelesddsasdfg
celi fantomhiventumturtle rote the truth iss on alodiss timlin furst.
"truthh iss ur kinda creepy an u tryed to kid nap mee ansd ur hair maesks u look like a girl and ur clothes maek u look like a stripper and i kindaa hat u but ya bye now."
den alosid msged him "wat teh fuk did i do 2 piss u of so much?"
den ceilturtles sent back "cuz ur an as hol 3"
den he rote on sebbbsters wall
"truth iss ur hot hehe i wuv u 3333333"
den sebselenagomez rotew bak "omgg lulz i luv u 2 babes txt mee3"
celisteresd relised tat aloidsd just unfrsended him.
"dat litel bish is gonna pay." he sad as hewe walked over to aloisis hoouse.
"WHY TEH HELL WUD U UNFRENED ME!" he sad as he started to cri.
"becuz i secretly luv u an io wanted to mak u pised so u wud com over and make out wit me." he sad bak.
"UGH FINE." seal saisd. "BUT DONOUT TELL SEBSTERS!"