Marley and Ryder had driven up to Make-Out Creek and were well, making out.
"Mmm... your hair smells like blossom" Marley cooed with a stupid grin on her face.
"Thanks, it's my new shampoo, pink lemonade and summer flowers, I love it." said Ryder, also sporting a stupid grin. He tossed his fringe out of his eyes and it immediately fell back in place. Marley pushed it back "You look sexy with your hair pushed back"
"Yeah, but I look sexier with it covering my face" Ryder struggled for conversation "I'm dyslexic" he said for no real reason.
"My mom is fat but I still love her." Said Marley, squeezing her eyebrows into the middle of her forehead and smiling awkwardly.
They gazed uncomfortably around the car for a second before resuming their kissing and grinning.
"What was that?" Ryder asked, startled.
"I don't know, let's go and have a look"
"No, you stay here, I am a manly man." said Ryder as he jumped out of the car and ran off shouting angrily. Marley watched him run into the trees, his shouts getting further away until she could no longer hear him.
A few minutes later Marley heard a soft bumping noise that seemed to be coming from above the car. "Ryder!" she shouted out the window. There was no reply. The bumping on the roof had stopped, she assumed it had just been leaves falling on the car; heavy leaves. She turned on the engine and started to drive off. The car would not move. Her foot was to the floor and the wheels were just spinning in place. Marley searched the glove compartment for a light and got out of the car. She checked the front left side tyre and then the back, everything seemed fine there. When she reached the back of the car something stopped her. There was a rope tied to the bumper. She followed the rope with her flashlight, it looped around a thick branch of the tree they had parked under and ended in a noose. Ryder was hanging from the rope, his feet softly scraping the roof of the car. Marley screamed and scrambled back to the car to get the hunting knife she had just seen in the glove. Just as she realised it was gone she heard a noise behind her and spun around right into the path of the missing blade. As she lay bleeding on the ground she watched her killer saunter off into the trees.
Brittany was thinking why there was always a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, she wondered how they got the money in the first place because rainbows probably didn't have jobs. Just as she was imagining a rainbow helping her pick out a sweater at the store, Santana opened the driver side door. "So, what was the noise? Was it a unicorn?" she asked with excitement.
"It was nothing" Santana replied, pulling Brittany closer with a smile. "It's just the two of us out here, you can make as much noise as you want," and as Brittany giggled and kissed her neck, Santana pushed the bloodied hunting knife under the driver's seat "No one will hear you".