James Potter was simply dying to know what it was that Lily Evans had confided in Remus. He was never one to care much about other people, but when it involved him, he had to know. Lily couldn't pretend that she wasn't talking about him either because he had heard her say his name clearly and vividly.

He had bothered Remus endlessly, but being the good child he was, no answers were given. Now, James was resorting to rather extreme measures. He hadn't really wanted to wait an entire month for his master plan, but there was no other way to get the secret information. Plus, it would be fun.

"What in the bloody hell is this!?" James gagged as he took the Polyjuice potion.

"Sorry, mate. You asked for it." Sirius said.

"Are you guys sure this is a good idea?" muttered Peter.

"Yes, now shut up," said Sirius, not wanting anyone to discourage James from completing their master plan.

James took a big gulp of the lumpy potion before it fell on the bathroom floor, and he rushed to go puke. His hands and entire body seemed to be boiling. Then, quickly enough, he was Remus Lupin.

He exited the stall, ruffling Remus' hair. It seemed that no matter how much he ruffled it, it always stayed at normal poof-levels. He sighed.

"First order of business," he said. "Lily Evans."


He walked the halls and into the library where he was sure Lily would be at.

"Hello Evans," he greeted confidently, taking a seat at the table.

"Hey. I've been meaning to talk to you about something..." she said.

"Yeah?"

"So, remember what Severus told me the other day…"

"No..?" he muttered. How dare that Snivelly even talk to Lily after what he said!

"The potion..." she said, raising her eyebrows, surprised Remus could forget such an important detail.

"What about a potion?"