A/N: I wrote this because I was too bored for my own good! It does not make any sense at all, I think.. No offence to anyone; I love Emmett and the rest of them! The two lines at the beginning is from the song Take Off Your Colours - You Me At Six. Totally awesome song and band :) I just thought it fitted with this little thingy. Hope you enjoy it. Review pleaze!

Oh, and I own NOTHING! Not the awesome characters og the song, nothing.. :( But at least now I own my own computer, so I'll be able to write stuffz more often :D

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Are you comfortable
'Cause you're gonna hate me for this..

Emmett walked in to the living-room at the Cullen's house. Bella was sitting on the couch reading a magazine. Emmett walked over to her and sat down beside her.

"Hey Emmett, what's up?" Bella asked and smiled at him. She knew it couldn't be much – Emmett was never up to much these days. Emmett looked nervous and amused at the same time. "Bella, I have something to tell you." He said. Bella put away her magazine and turned to him. "Is something wrong? Is anyone in danger?" Her thoughts quickly jumped to Edward – who was out hunting with Alice and Carlisle – and wondered if he was alright.

Emmett chuckled at Bella's reaction. "No, everything is ok. I hope." Bella's patience was running out. "Emmett, just tell me! Now you're making think something's wrong!" He bit his lip to keep from laughing. "I think you should sit down when I tell you this Bella. Don't want you to get hurt if you faint." Bella's anger was coming as her patience left. "Emmett, I am sitting down! And vampires can't faint!" She was almost yelling at him, and took a few deep breaths to calm down. "Now, just tell me what you have to, please." She said in a calmer tone.

"Are you comfortable? 'Cause here it comes." Bella glared at Emmett and motioned for him to go on. "Are you and Edward happy?" He said. "What?!" Bella yelled. Of course they were happy! "Well, some small bird told me that it stood in a certain diary that '..Edward is great in bed, but it could have been better..'" Bella was ready to kill Emmett.

"You read my diary. You. Read. My. Diary. YOU READ MY DIARY!!" Bella shouted the last part at Emmett. He thought she looked really scary, but couldn't help laughing. "I couldn't help it, it was practically screaming 'READ ME!' when I found it." Emmett slowly got up from the couch while speaking. He laughed. "You better run! 'Cause you're going to be bear bait!" Bella said as she got up.

"Hey, don't be mad little sis. I read Edward's too! Want to know what it said?" Emmett grinned and got ready to tell her anyways. "I believe your beloved husband most recently wrote this: '..Bella used to be much more excited about our alone-time before..'" Bella's lip curled back, showing her sharp teeth, as she snarled at him.

Emmett started running out from the house with Bella in his heels. "Hey! Jasper read it too!" He shouted at her as he was running. "NOT HELPING, YOU STUPID RETARD!" Bella shouted back. "AND I HATE YOU!" She added at the end. "Love you to Bells!" Emmett's booming laugh could probably be heard all over Forks as he continued to escape from Bella.

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A/N: Hope you liked this completely random thing ! Review please, and if you guys like me writing I might even write more fanfics ..