Stuck in the Middle Of You
AN: This is a song parody, written for fun. Originally by Stealers Wheel, the credit must go to them. I just take credit for the adapted silliness.
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight,
I have a feeling that something isn't quite right.
Hiding behind the door, I just wanted to see,
Trelawney spill the beans on the prophecy.
Death Eaters to the left of me, Dumbledore to the right...
Here I am, stuck in the middle of you.
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle of you.
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do?
Is it cool to wear this mask on my face,
or I am heading for disgrace.
Death Eaters to the left of me, Dumbledore to the right...
Here I am, stuck in the middle of you.
(chorus)
Well, you started off with Voldemort,
and you became his right-hand man.
Then Dumbledore came a calling,
told you bout the order and asks you,
Please...please...
Well, I'm stuck in the middle of you.
And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do.
Should I go and spy for old Dumbledore,
or is it Voldemort, whom I should be working for.
Death Eaters to the left of me, Dumbledore to the right...
Here I am, stuck in the middle of you.
(chorus)
Well, you started off with Voldemort,
and you became his right-hand man.
Then Dumbledore came a calling,
told you bout the order and asks you,
Please...please...
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight,
I had a feeling that something wasn't right.
Ever since I overheard the prophecy,
I've been undecided on whose side I should be.
Death Eaters to the left of me, Dumbledore to the right...
Here I am, stuck in the middle of you.
Here I am, stuck in the middle of you.
Yes, I'm stuck in the middle of you.
Stuck in the middle of you.