fanboy man-by rob and adam (sung to the tune of particle man by they might be giants)

superman, superman

does anything that the Ubermensch can

whats his name?

its not important

superman

is he from krypton or is he from earth

can he feel pain or doesnt it hurt?

why dont the bullets put holes in his shirt?

flying man

superman

luthor man, luthor man

luthor man hates superman

when they have a fight

kal-el wins

luthor man

galactus man, galactus man

devours entire galaxies, man

he eats planets any size

galactus man

he has one for dinner

he has one for lunch

when he wakes up he has one for brunch

he doesnt care who lives on what

hungry man, galactus man

the batman, the batman

son of a wealthy buissness man

parents shot by creepy man

orphaned man

puts on cape and flashy gray tights

fights for justice to make it all right

beats up badguys by moonlight

pissed off bruce, now the batman

superman, superman

does everything that the Ubermensch can

whats his name

its not important

superman