Warnings: This is a series of shounen-ai and Narusasu drabbles. Plenty of moments whose meanings are ambiguous, no lemons, but lots of cuddling.
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Title: Appetizer
Summary: Naruto decides what he wants for dinner. Post timeskip by about a year or two.
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Appetizer
"Oh, yes, you're mine, all mine, aren't you? I love you so much…"
Sasuke snarled at the offending object of Naruto's current affections.
"Dobe. You're snuggling with a noodle filled Styrofoam cup. And they say I'm the crazy one."
"Oh, don't listen to anything he says, he's just being cranky, aren't you, you lovable bastard?"
Naruto blew a raspberry in the Uchiha's direction, and proceeded to cuddle his cup of (uncooked) ramen. Said Uchiha was currently bound to a wooden post and snarling.
"Sasuke, have you had your rabies shot yet? 'Cause you're kind of foaming at the mouth and all…"
Naruto continued to baby talk to the ramen. Sasuke, on the other hand, was twitching as the cuddling became more intense.
Suddenly, just like that, Naruto stopped talking.
However, his next sentence had Sasuke seeing red – in more ways than one.
"I wonder how good you taste in a nice, hot bath, my cuddle-bug!"
Sasuke snapped. Sharingan blazing, he roared, "I thought I was your cuddle-bug!"
Silence reigned in the village of Konoha.
Far away, Sakura was twitching to the point of a mock seizure.
Inner Sakura merely flaunted a "Shannaro! Shounen-ai Forever!" t-shirt.
Ino was hospitalized for blood loss.
Chouji dropped his precious bag of gold…erm, golden, crispy, potato chips.
Shikamaru closed his eyes as the clouds suddenly decided to take it upon themselves to bring "Icha Icha: Yaoi Edition" to life.
Tenten accidentally hit Jiraiya's half-written manuscript of "Icha Icha Shounen-Ai: Narusasu" with an explosive kunai.
Kiba merely stared.
Shino mumbled, "Good lord, this world's going to the dogs."
Akamaru barked.
"No offense, of course."
Lee cried with happiness as he sang, "The wonders of youth have brought Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto to their senses! The lotus of love has blossomed from but a mere bud into a lovely flower! Yosh! Let this be an example to us all!"
Hinata flopped into Neji's stiff arms. Said prodigy had comically wide eyes as he tried not to let his imagination run away and elope with his Byakugan, which could result in loss of brain cells from certain…images.
Blushing, Sasuke looked away, only to meet sapphire blue eyes. Naruto brushed his lips across Sasuke's own. Licking his own lips, his eyes suddenly turned feral.
"Don't you worry, Sasu-chan. You're the main course."
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End.
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A/N: That felt a bit crack-tastic. I may end up going back to edit this later. See you next time.