Right, the following will not be tolerated.
-Jokes about bow ties.
-Jokes about fezzes.
-Jokes about 'dressing up'. (Amy- I'm not that stupid, comprendez?)
-Jokes about my appearance
-Jokes about any of my previous appearances.
-Jokes about Rory's appearance
-Jokes about how you're not keeping up with what I'm saying and so that brands it nonsensical.
-Jokes about River Song.
-Innuendo (again, I'm not that naive, deal with it)
-Yes, I like being nude. No jokes.
-Jokes about Amy's job.
-Stupid jokes about anything, basically.
See- I included everyone's ideas!
Things that are not allowed in the TARDIS:
-Animals (except small fishes)
-Guns
-Anything related to Amy and Rory's date nights.
-River Song
-Mobile phones with horrible ringtones
-Amy's hotpants.
The Doctor
P.S. I do not need tips for the bedroom, Amy. You're an expert, we get it!