"I think your hot," said Bella looking at the sparklingly Edward.
"But i'm a vampire." Warned Edward, afraid for random girl he just met.
"Omg! That means your even hotter!" Bella replied, somehow turned on by bloodsucking undead creatures of the night.
Suddenly another boy, named Jacob, also joined into the fray. "Bella, I love you!" He shouted out loud while taking off his shirt to show is rockhard abs. "Also i'm a werewolf." And he proceeded to turn into a...CGI wolf.
"Omg! Jacob! Your so cute!" Yelled Bella who went over to pet Jacob, now in dog form. Edward, now upset that his girlfriend had ditched him for a dog, decides to go over and punch Jacob in the snout, knocking him out.
Bella looked at Jacob, who was knocked out, but back to human form and looked back at Edward and said, "omg! That was so hot! Lets have sex!"
"K."
And then they had sex.
plus they got married, had baby and Jacob marrying the baby all while in high school. Thus proving that teen pregnancy, teen marriages and grown men marrying babies is okay!