Just something brief for all of our grief. I wanted to get my delusional take on WIGYA out before the episode airs. This is how I explain it in my head so Klaine doesn't take a hit.

Disclaimed.

Here's bringing you to what we salvage.

"So…" Kurt begins, trying not to fume too hard at the still-dapper, hazel-eyed, currently-a-bitch Warbler next to him on the bus seat. "That's your type?"

Blaine, still on his performance-high, lets out a light laugh as his eyes crinkle in slight confusion. "What?"

The countertenor still tries at sounding casual, but his voice is flat. "The GAP guy."

The other boy beams, recalling the performance. And Kurt hates him a little more for looking so happy.

"You mean Sebastian?" Blaine lets out a little chuckle. "My type?"

The diva can't help the annoyed glare because, seriously, Kurt's question was quite forward after the mall scene. "Yes. He must be perfect since you made us learn that song in an hour and then flash mob a GAP." And if a little disgust leaks into his voice, well, fuck you, Blaine.

It seems the other teen finally gets it because his smile drops. "Kurt. No one told you?"

"Told me what? After frantically working on that song, all anyone talked about was how excited they were to be singing for Sebastian."

Blaine grabs Kurt's hand and the younger boy can't bring himself to pull away.

"Sebastian is Vincent's brother," the soloist's voice is soft and compassionate. "His boyfriend just broke up with him yesterday—which is absolutely horrible, so close to Valentine's—and we did that song to show him that he's still desirable and that that asshole doesn't know what he's missing."

All Kurt can do is let out a quiet, "Oh," as he suddenly feels like a douche-hat.

"And, trust me, he doesn't always look like that," Blaine continues in a lighter tone. "He's just going through the standard post-breakup, mourning stage. He's normally very attractive."

Kurt's heart drops even further. "Oh, so he is your type."

Blaine just laughs and squeezes the other boy's hand tighter, making sure that Kurt's eyes are locked on his when he says, "Well, let's just say I have a thing for beautiful faces and bright eyes."

And the moment ends, because the moment always ends with these two.