Star Trek: Attack of the giant fruit
"Captain's log, star date unknown, The USS enterprise has made first contact with…Giant fruit. Dr. McCoy was swallowed up by a giant apple, how unfortunate…"
Two hours ago, The USS enterprise was on it's regular course, it was somewhere near the Romulan neutral zone. Suddenly, Engineer Scott contacted Captain James T. Kirk on his communicator. "What's wrong, Scotty ?" Said Kirk, "Sir, you will not believe what is happening !!!" Kirk's body jumped, "What wrong !?" Scotty screamed into the communicator so loud Kirk turned away from the device, "WHERE BEING ATTACKED BY GIANT FRUIT!!!" Kirk thought for a minute, he has seen crazy things before, but this was a surprise. "Scotty, I will be there in a second, hang on!" Kirk ran as fast as he could to the transporter room, there a giant apple was attacking a group of red shirt security guards. The apple had a giant mouth then proceeded to gobbled up some guards. Kirk took out his phaser and put it to stun. Suddenly, Spock and McCoy ran into the room, "Phasers, fire !" Ordered Kirk, all three blasted the apple but had no effect. "Interesting, a giant piece of human fruit attacking-not now Spock." Spock tried the Vulcan nerve pence and it had no effect, "Captain, it seems that my nerve"- Spock was whacked by the stem of the apple, and fell to the ground. "Jim, I'm going in !" Shouted McCoy, "No Bones, don't !" McCoy sprinted toward the apple "AAAAH!!!!" He dove into the mouth of the apple and was gobbled up. Suddenly, the apple fell over, destroyed. A few minutes later, Spock and Kirk stood over the apple, "Well, it's true, an apple a day keeps the doctor away."
The end