Hidan was not the most observant man in the world. Why should he be? Immortality has it's perks, like not being able to die. As much as Hidan didn't observe things, he noticed that Kakuzu got jealous whenever the ladies would hit on him. Not that Kakuzu would ever admit it, but he showed it. Whenever someone stupidly flirted with Hidan, Kakuzu would always throw a temper tantrum. When Hidan was done scarficing that heathen's ass he would always lose a limb to Kakuzu when he returned. Hidan knew he was just jealous. So, naturally, Hidan started to walk around without a shirt to get the ladies' attention even more. This resulted in Kakuzu rearranging Hidan's organs in his own artistic design that puts Sasori's puppets to shame. As much as Hidan hated his partner, he felt that Kakuzu should at least feel the touch of woman. That way he was on a one-way ticket straight to hell. Not that his love of money wasn't helping, this was what Hidan like to call a guarantee. When Hidan and Kakuzu were staying the night at some crappy inn, Hidan decided to play match maker. He sent out letters to the most powerful kunoichi asking them to meet Kakuzu at the nearest bounty station. Hidan would bet his scythe that's where they were heading next, but gambling is a sin. He laid down in bed thinking about all the good he was doing Kakuzu.
Lady Chiyo was idly fishing with her beloved brother. She had a half-dead glaze in her eyes while she reminisced about the good days. She doubted if she could still do the puppet master jutsu seeing as it's been ages since she commanded a puppet. A bird flew in and landed on her brother's head. "What do they want now," she spat. She would not be helping the Sand Village while she was in retirement.
"Its not from the sand," he said pointing to the black raven.
"Well what does it say?"
"It's a dating letter. For you." Chiyo stared at him in disbelief. He handed the letter to her and she snatched it from his hands. She opened it and peered in. "Well what does it say?"
"Dear old useless bag of bones," Chiyo read. "I'm Hidan, a S-rank criminal affiliated with the world famous Akatsuki. That's enough about me, you see I have this godless partner who is the most miserable thing I have ever seen. I decided he needs a woman in his life. Maybe just a quick fuck or a long relationship. I don't fucking know, that guy is a mystery. How can he be content being an atheist sinner? Oh yeah this isn't about that, this is about his wonderful personality. How to describe him? Well, he loves to spend money on his women so you'd be fucking lucky to snatch this guy. He has no temper whatsoever. You know what? Fuck it, if you want to meet this sinner come to the first bounty station west of the Hidden Sand Village. Love, Hidan. P.S Praise Jashin. P.S.S If you aren't interested don't sent a bunch of ANBU and shit after us cuz Pein would get really pissed. Also forget the fact I told you our leader's name."
"Well," her brother asked. "When are you leaving?"
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