Things HSM Stars can't do
We may not tell people that we are the best stars in Hollywood
We may not tell them that we are better than Brad Pitt
We may not make signs saying that we are better than Brad Pitt
We may not say that the reason we are late is because fans were outside our house
Even if we have proof that they were
We may not ask fans to be outside our house so that we are late
Even if they pay us to ask them
We may not make our limo driver take a detour so we can be late
We may not try to distract him with doughnuts
Or coffee
Or anything that is food related
We may not pay our driver to smash the limo into a tree
Or a fence
Or anything that may cause the limo damage
We may not ask our director to teach us the Macarena
Or the Chicken Dance
Or any dance that isn't HSM related
We may not run around screaming "I'm a fish"
Or "I'm a cow"
Or any animal
I, Lucas, may not tell Zac that Vanessa has a crush on him
Or Ashley
I, Zac, may not tell anyone that Vanessa is a lesbian
Or that Ashley and I have made out
Even if we have
I may not kiss Ashley
Even if I want to
I, Vanessa, must not tell Zac that he has a nice butt
Even if he has
I may not look at Zac's butt
I must stop looking at Zac's butt whilst writing this
I, Ashley, may not write that Lucas has a crush on Zac
Even if he does
I may not be bothered if Lucas does have a crush on Zac
I must think its cute if Lucas has a crush on Zac (I DO NOT ASHLEY)
I, Lucas, must not write replies to anyone else's rule (HAHA)
I, Ashley, must also not write replies to anyone else's rule
We, the cast, must not make out with each other
Even if we want to badly
Even if we are drunk and do not know what we are doing
We may not get drunk
Even me Lucas who is 22
I may not brag that I am 22
I must not make fun of Vanessa because she is 17. Haha Vanessa you're the youngest
I must erase 44
I must now do extra practice for not erasing 44
We cannot go for ice cream when we are not rehearsing
We may not do anything when we are not rehearsing
We must watch others rehearse
We may not laugh when they get it wrong
We may not have a tantrum when we get it wrong
We may not blame it on the drugs
We may not take drugs
We may not say that we take drugs
If we are caught with drugs we are to quit HSM
We cannot quit HSM for any reason other than someone has died
We cannot leave because or fish has died
Or dog
Or any animal
We cannot sign up for any other movies that will clash with the filming of HSM
Lucas must not go and make another Halloween Town movie although it is for the same company
Zac and Lucas must not draw moustaches and beards on Vanessa and Ashley's pictures
Ashley and Vanessa must not draw long hair and add makeup to Zac and Lucas's pictures
Ashley and Vanessa must not dress up Lucas or Zac in female clothes
Or anything that isn't manly
Lucas and Zac must not agree to this
Or must not try on a dress for the fun of it
Lucas must not make Zac wear a bra
Lucas must not tell Zac that it suits him
Zac must not agree to wear a bra
Then pose
Lucas must not wear a bra
Then pose
Zac must post the pictures on the Internet
Zac cannot say it was because he needed the money
No member of the cast must ask for a raise
We must not go to the press saying they give us a raise
We must not go to The Union and complain
We not make up our own lyrics to the HSM songs
We must never publish these lyrics
We must not bring out an album with the songs with different lyrics
We must not say we had nothing to do with it
Lucas and Zac must not blame the girls for everything
Ashley and Vanessa must not touch Lucas or Zac unless they are doing it for the movie
We must not tell each other that we are sexy
We must dye our hair stupid colours for experiments
We may not dye anyone else's hair
We may not tell Zac that he is fat. Although he is
We must take back 88
Lucas really isn't a Warlock so he must not try and use his powers
He is also not Harry Potter
So he must try and fly on a broom
We must remember all of these rules
We must pass a test. WAIT THERE'S A TEST?
We must have 100 on this test
We must not change any of these rules if we want to stay on HSM
We must not blame Ashley for changing the rules
Signed Lucas, Zac, Ashley and Vanessa
The MAIN HSM Cast
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