Summary: Sirius dares James to ask Lily out using words of his choice. Well that should end well...
Characters: James, Sirius.
Prologue
Sirius: "Okay Prongs, truth or dare?"
James: "Dare!"
Sirius: "Okay... I dare you to ask out Lily Evans, but you must include a word that I choose for every letter of the alphabet."
James: "What? No!"
Sirius: "Why not? You've asked her out hundreds of times before"
James: "Yeah but I know what types of words you'll choose."
Sirius: "Fine then. I'll just have to tell Lily who 'accidentally' sat on her pygmy puff..."
James: "I'll do it!"
Sirius: "Yay!"
James: "I'm so going to regret this..."
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