So after serious debate –had a pie fight with my siblings- we decided on what storyline to use for this. READ OR DIE. OO –by the way I love the R.O.D series-

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"Mom.."

Silence answered him.

"Mo-m.."

More silence.

"Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom.."

"What is it DAD?"

"I don't think our daughter likes me."

"I would think that would be obvious."

Tamaki bowed his head in shame and disappointment, "I'm a horrible father."

Kyouya shut his notebook, for the second time this week, without finishing his work. He let out an exasperated sigh, thinking of a solution to the club president's sudden mood swing. He watched as Tamaki stood up abruptly, only to drop onto the floor and start rolling. After a while, the show of stupidity annoyed him to no end, so he kicked the blonde.

"Ow! What was that for?"

"You'll get the floor dirty."

Tamaki stared in obvious disbelief, "The floor is more important than me?"

"Again.. I would think that would be obvious."

Tamaki gaped at the cold response. Kyouya looked up just in time to see Tamaki move into his famous depressing corner. He had been irritated ever since Tamaki had started talking and was now even more so, seeing the pathetic mood he had caused.

Tamaki heard distinct footsteps, slow and purposeful. Suddenly, the footsteps stopped. He glanced over his shoulder to find himself nose to nose with his best friend. Kyouya's face showed various degrees of annoyed.

"Mom?"

"Stop calling me that."

"Why?"

"Several reasons."

Tamaki glanced away, "I'm going to stay like this unless you hug me."

Kyouya paused briefly before wrapping his arms around Tamaki, pulling him away from the corner his lap. Tamaki, out of instinct, began to cuddle into the warmth. He was surprised to find himself shoved face first into the floor upon doing so.

"HEY!"

Kyouya let out a huff and walked back to his notebook, "Feeling better?"

Tamaki glared angrily for a few seconds before his mind began to process what had just happened, "Kyouya..did you just hug me?"

"Why do you look so surprised? You yourself told me that you wouldn't stop being depressed without a hug."

"I didn't think you would actually do it."

Kyouya froze, only to turn to glare at the moron he had come to enjoy tormenting, "No use thinking about it. I was just tired of your asinine behavior."

Tamaki crawled over with the stealth of a ninja and attached himself to his friend's leg. Kyouya tripped almost immediately, with a yell. "What the hell Tamaki!?"

Tamaki smiled brightly, nothing compared to Hunny, but bright nonetheless, "Hug me again!"

"No."

The answer was quick and blunt. Tamaki felt an arrow shoot through his heart, his eyes bubbled with tears.

Kyouya groaned when he caught sight of the incoming waterfall. He scratched his head, glaring, before once again pulling the idiot into a hug. Tamaki made a small cry of success and returned to hug.

"Idiot."

Tamaki only smiled into the warm chest in front of him, "Thank you Kyouya."

Said man took off his glasses, setting them as far as he could possible get them and pulled Tamaki away. Tamaki whimpered at the loss of warmth when he noticed how pale Kyouya looked. His eyes widened, "Are you sick Kyouya?" Kyouya only tilted his head slightly, mumbling something incoherent.

Tamaki waved his arms in alarm, "We have to get you into bed! You'll get worse like this! No bed here, nurses? No you'd want to go home! Wait! Ahhh!" Kyouya watched the panic etched on the usually smiling face.

"Come on Kyouya! To your house! We need to get you in a bed and soon!"

Kyouya shivered. He needed warmth, something warm to cover him..he locked onto the flailing moron in his lap. "Tama..ki.." He pulled Tamaki roughly by the arm. There was a yelp and a thump.

"Kyouya are you o..k?" Tamaki's voice faded off and his face turning red.

He was currently on his hands and knees hovering over a panting Kyouya.

The club room door opened with a loud creak. Tamaki whipped his head over in the direction of the noise, still red in the face.

Haruhi and the twins stared at the scene before them.

Hikaru turned around, shrugged, and walked away, "And he thought WE were doing something weird."

Kaoru followed, "Who's the pervert now?"

Haruhi expression turned dark, "I can't believe you would take advantage of Kyouya like that. The little amount of respect I had for you has faded."

Tamaki reached out an arm as she turned her back, leaving, "NOOOOOOOO!"

-The next day-

Tamaki sat on the sofa, a dead aura surrounding him.

The twins clasped their hands on Tamaki's shoulder, grinning, "One. Of. Us."

Tamaki screamed and jabbed his fingers at the smirking devils, "I AM NOT ONE OF YOU!" He heard snickering from behind him. Tamaki turned only to see Hunny eating his cake as always. He looked around a little, "Hunny was someone here with you just now?" Hunny turned slowly his smile turning into an evil grin, "Hehe.."

Tamaki's eyes widened and he backed into someone, "Ah sorry!" His face reddened as he realized it was the club's vice president, "K-k-kyou.."

"Suoh." Kyouya coldly stated.

Tamaki jaw dropped in horror, "HARUHI MOM IS BEING MEAN TO ME!!"

Haruhi glanced over, uninterested, "Deal with it yourself rapist."

Tamaki felt a few more daggers jamming into his heart, "Mori!?"

Mori looked up from his position next to the window, only to glance away quickly.

"I-I-I'M NOT A RAPIST!!"

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That would've been much better if I wasn't sick like crazy. I'll let this keep going maybe..I'll review it when I'm not so sick. –Edit: Upon closer inspection, I realized that it wasn't half bad, just a little rushed. My sick mind was playing tricks on me. Anyways I think I really will keep going…-