The AFC Dialogue Session:
Shadow: and welcome to another RVB story from yours truly
Carolina: I read the title and couldn't but wonder, is it going to be…
Shadow: no, it's not any of you getting pregnant
All the Freelancers Female let out a breath they were holding
Shadow: instead one of you is turning into a child
All: WHAT!
Shadow: yup, and the unlucky is WASH!
Wash: WAIT WHAT!
After he said that, he shrunk into a five year old.
Wash(child): hey change me back now!
South: oh
Carolina: my
CT: god
Tex: He is so cute!
After that all the female begin to crowd around Wash and start to hug him
York:… change me
Shadow: excuse me?
York: I want to be the child so change me NOW!
Shadow: … no anyway let's start the story now.
York: wait!
Shadow: I do not own Red Vs Blue as it is own by Rooster Teeth
Ok rules of story
1st Wash is pretending to be weak, in fact he is an actual Spartan II and is ranked secretly as the best of all Freelancers
2nd CT is still alive, she was playing a triple agent
3rd All AIs are not fragment, they are all whole AIs
4th Maine will not become the Meta as Sigma won't be evil
5th Texas is not an AI, instead she is the older sister of Carolina and almost look like their mother so the Director focus more on her, plus real name is also Allison.
Normal: ""
AIs: ""
Chapter 1: a child!
3rd person pov;
"Alert! Alert! Code Red Alert!" was the sound on board the Mother Of Intervention as the ship is nearing a planet.
"F.I.L.I.S.S. what is wrong, and why is the alert sounded?" asked the Director, Leonard Church.
"The Alert is sounded by the Epsilon A.I, he said there was an intruder on board and had attacked him and Agent Washington," said F.I.L.I.S.S.
"Are you sure it isn't a false alarm, the Epsilon unit is not stable at the time he was implanted into Agent Washington," said the Councilor Aiden Price.
"Well, I did suspect it at first it was indeed a false alarm, but then I scanned the ship and I managed to scan until an unknown heat signature from Agent Washington's room," said F.I.L.I.S.S
"Hmmm," said the Director as he thinks of what should he do in the situation.
"What should we do director?" asked the Councilor.
"F.I.L.I.S.S alert all other Agents to standby outside Agent Washington's room and wait on my orders," ordered the Director.
"Of course, Director, the agents will be notified soon," said F.I.L.I.S.S.
10 Minutes Later, in front of Agent Washington's room
"Ok, tell me again why the fuck are we doing this again," said South unhappily as it was an off-day for everyone and yet she is here.
"(Sigh) the Director said there was an intruder on board the MOI and was last seen in Wash's room," said York.
"SO, WHAT! THAT DOESN'T MEAN I SHOULD SPEND MY FUCKING TIME TO DEAL WITH IT," shouted South angrily.
"Whoa calm down sis," said North.
"but then why didn't Wash come out, I mean he is not that weak," said CT.
"(Predator sound)" said Maine.
"what did you say Maine?" asked Wyoming.
"Agent Maine said, maybe he is knocked out," said Sigma as he appears from nowhere and is standing on Maine's shoulder.
"Whoa Sigma, warn us next time you are going to do that," said York.
"But where is the fun in that, plus aren't you supposed to be prepared for anything always," said Sigma.
"Yeah, it's fun for us to do that," said Theta as he followed suit.
"Anyway, are going to stand here like idiots or are we going to find out what happened?" asked Texas as she place both her arms on her hips.
"We are waiting on the Director's order, so shut up and wait," said Carolina.
"Why you," was all what Tex could say before all of them heard the Director saying "ok, permission is grated, go in now!"
"So how are we going to do it again?" asked North.
"maybe we should let the AIs scan the area, D do it," said York.
"I'm afraid I can't do that," said Delta as he quickly popped out.
"Why?" asked York.
"There is some sought of unidentified material within Agent Washington's room which is causing me to unable to scan the room," explained Delta.
"Well since that's not working, I say we just kick the door down," suggested Tex.
"And possibly trigger a bomb that could be behind the door, not happening Tex," said Carolina.
"Then what do You suggested we do huh Mrs. Commander?" asked Tex sarcastically.
"Man, you guys are really pussies," said South as she quickly pushes the door to open it. But before she opened fully, a gunshot is heard and the bullet almost went in her head but luckily the door took the hit instead. But South quickly moved back away from the door.
"What The Fuck!" cursed South loudly.
"there might be a tripwire or sensor behind the door," said York.
"Might be" agreed Connie.
"Ok guys, lock and load, this might get messy," said Carolina as she then takes out her Battle Rifle and aimed it at the door with the rest following suit with their own weapons.
"Wait!" said a Blue AI as he phrases through the door.
"Epsilon, are you ok?" asked Delta.
"I'm fine but right now I need you guys to put down the guns," said Epsilon while pointing at all the agents.
"Why, is there a hostage situation?" asked CT worriedly.
"Not too far off, look give me a moment and when I say it's ok to come in, then come in," suggested Epsilon.
"Ok" said the agent after looking at one another.
"thanks," said Epsilon as he phrases back through the door.
"Are you sure we can trust him, I mean he went crazy before and tried to attack us by using Wash," said North.
"Agent North, I understand your concerns but judging by the way Epsilon is looking, I believe he has everything under control and is trustable," said Sigma.
"What do you mean by that Sigma?" asked Carolina.
"Well the first time Epsilon revealed himself, he was showing some signs of rampancy already, but currently I do not see any signs and no AIs aren't able to hide them," explained Delta.
"I see," said Texas
After she said that, Epsilon once more appear in front of the door.
"Ok, there won't be any more firing from inside so it's cool for you guys to come in, far warning though, what you see might shocked you," said Epsilon before returning into the room.
"(Predator sounds)" said Maine.
"I agree Agent Maine, we should still proceed with caution even though Epsilon says it's clear," said Sigma.
"Alright guys, be ready to draw weapons once we entered," ordered Carolina with the rest agreeing with her. Then they slowly opened the door and went in one by one, they quickly scanned the room and saw something that shocked them.
What they saw was a mini Agent Washington holding his Magnum in his hand while looking at the group, Epsilon is standing over his shoulder.
"Epsilon can you explained who is that kid and where is Wash?" asked Carolina.
"well believe it or not, this kid Is Agent Washington," said Epsilon.
"WHAT!" said everyone except Maine who immediately drops his Brute-Shot.
The AFC Dialogue Session:
Wash(child): turn me back now!
Shadow: no, hey, look at the bright side, now girls can't resist you
Wash(child): yeah, and getting hugged to death is something on my list
Shadow: not a bad way to go I suppose
Wash(child): … I hate you
Shadow: yeah, yeah, anyway bye for now
Wash(child): bye, bye