Shizaya On Crack
In summary: This is just a goofy fic about the little, incredibly weird and demented things that I dream about my my wittle fangirl mind...
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Oh...
Still reading this are you...?
You uh... can go away now...
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You still there..?
Why won't you leave?!
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Quit starin at me!
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Oh, what the hell, read the damn fic...
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Just bleach your eyes afterwards ≧ω≦
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"Do do do do do doo~, do do do da doo~" Izaya strutted down the streets of Ikebukoro in his usual manner when suddenly..
GASP!
He noticed a wild Shizu-chan in his natural enviornment! Izaya crouched down behind a trashcan, as passer-by's marvelled at his advanced level of stealth. He continued to watch the majestic Shizuo as said monster was demonstrating his strength to the other males in the area. The blond ripped the nearest telephone pole out of the ground and swung it above his head, giving a loud growl and showing dominance. But still, the other males still stalked the wild Shizu-chan. A large Russian man jumped into the scene as well, challenging Shizuo to dare fight his ever precious potential customers.
In a wild rage, the monster growled ferally and attacked. But the Russian male had a fair amount of strength as well. Another alpha-male. Onlookers scurried away as the two dominant males campared their dick sizes in terms of strength. Shizuo pushed and pushed, but try as he might, he was flung far, far away from the sight in a small flash of light, as if he turned into a star in the ever marvelous sky.
Seeing that the territory had now been claimed by a new alpha-male, Izaya skipped along his way to find his wild Shizu-chan.
He had to try to tame him didn't he?
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-Mei