Ever since I was 4 years old I had a large shrek doll. I talked to the doll every day, sometimes even for hours. I praised the doll, it gave me all I needed.
As I was approaching my school Blarflonzo came to pick on me again. "Hey!" I gasped as he took my lovely layers badge from my breast. I warned he would be sorry.
I pulled out the shrek doll and then Barflonzo...well...let's just say all was good again. I snickered to myself as I shoved the doll back into my shrek gland -The opening in my body made for shrek-
Years I praised the doll, grew layers with the doll, became one with the doll. However one day all was not so good. I went to school and laughed. "hah" I laughed to the school.
Nothing could hold me back. If only I knew. One day I needed shrek's help. I pulled him out of the socket and -poof- I was confused, why would this happen. "NO SHREK" I thought. It kept coming at me.
"SHREK I NEED YOU!" They only laughed. "No! stop!" They held me down, I looked at shrek. "please" I gasped to shrek. Grasping shrek in my arms I trembled as it happened, not because of them, but
because of THEM but because...sob...sob...shrek won't anymore. The next day I locked myself in my room and pleaded to shrek in the corner. "WHY! WHY WOULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN SHREK. No answer. Outraged I
took my fairly large custom ogre whip and struck the ogre. It floated into the sky, I fell back in astonishment. SHREK WHY SHREK WHY WHY WHY WHY why wh w...I woke up 3 hours and 24 minutes later. I felt different.
I checked the ogre gland. I gasped, it was sealed shut. I fell to the ground and stood up. "ACK" I Roared. I flew to the floor and got up. I flew to the air and roared. "ROAR!" I exclaimed. As I fell to the floor
I felt different. I got up and looked at the mirror. "GASP!" I gasped. I had grown ogre ears. I even had shrek's sexy body, clothing, chin, and toes! "thank you shrek!" The kids at school will never beleive that
I, the lovely shrek, used to be but a mere human. I ran outside and to my surprise, I was at my swamp. "YES!" I rolled in the mud. I wonder, if I get another gland, will I be able to shove other beings into it and
morph into them?! I talked to Rumplestilskin of my idea. He approved, although decided to improve upon it. He carved the world into my new gland spot. I strained and wiggled and shoved as hard as I could.
The earth was now in my gland. I had become earth. I fell to the ground and got up. It was paradise. It was ogre...the whole world...was ogre.