Disclaimer: We do not own Homestuck, it belongs to Andrew Hussie.
John groaned as he lay on Karkat's couch, watching the boy scroll through shows on the guide. John was not paying attention, instead playing on his phone and occasionally glancing at Karkat as he stood near the TV for whatever reason.
"Oh, look- Ghostbusters," said Karkat, glancing at John.
John perked up and grinned, "play it, play it, play it! Please, Karkat, pleeeaseee!"
"...no."
"What?!" said John, shocked, falling onto the floor. "Oh, come on, please?! Who just tells someone a movie they like is on and then refuses to play it!"
Karkat shrugged, and kept scrolling. "Oh look, Buffy, we're not watching that either."
"Karkaaattt," whined John. "That is just cruel."
"We'll watch Ghost Adventures."
"Karkat, no!"
"Shut up, John. No one cares."
"YOU'RE SO MEAN TO ME, KARKAT. WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU."
Karkat shrugged and got back on the couch.
"That guy is still as cute as he was two years ago."
"Karkat. Karkat why. Karkat I hate this show. It is so stupid. Only Jake would like this show."
"Are you trying me right now? Is that what's happening, John?"
"I'M GETTING MY LAPTOP," said John, standing up.
"Good," said Karkat, shrugging.
"I'm coming back!" said John, indignantly.
"You don't have to."
John sputtered, before walking down the hallway to get his laptop and coming back to the living room to see Karkat scrolling through shows again.
"Oh look, an ER show, I love ER shows."
"Eeeeeeeehhh," said John, as Karkat clicked on it and a blood-covered child appeared on screen.
Karkat then started playing on his phone and took a few pictures of John, and deleted them thank goodness, and then Karkat's dad came home and brought them Hungry Howie's pizza.
the end