AN: I don't own anything
"What you've never been on a date before?" I had been completely surrounded by all of my classmates. "Uhh no." Maehara then walked up to him. "Dude you have got to get laid." "What the hell Maehara?" "What I'm just saying?" "Don't you think it's too much?" "Meh." Fuwa then got a hold of me. "Wait Fuwa what are you..." "Don't worry about it I foresaw this event and made this." Fuwa then showed Nagisa a remote control. "Uhh what's that?" "A TV remote." "Okay why do you have a TV remote?" "Duh how else do you think I know so much about anime or manga?"
Well Fuwa made a good point she did know a lot about anime and manga. "So what are we gonna watch porn or what?" "No of course not we are going to visit every single anime possible and try to get you a date or laid whichever comes first." "Wait but aren't we already in a..." Fuwa then pressed the button and were teleported to a different dimension. "What the where are we?" "The TV guide channel next up we have to visit him." "Him?" "Him." They then saw a man with a crown blocking his eyes. "Sup." "Sup." So I guess they know each other. "Is this the guy?" "Yep can you help him?" "Nah shouldn't be too difficult character model's pretty good you rarely ever get one like this so you have any preferences Nagisa?" "How do you know my name?"
He pointed over to the guide and there was my answer. "Okay dumb question... Uhh I guess I don't really know." "Well there are a lot of crazy ones out there." "Uhh none of those please." "May not have a choice if you are too picky." "Okay do you have any recommendations?" "A few but depends how would you feel about women who are older?" "How much older?" "Hundreds if not thousands of years old." "Are they ugly?" He then pulled out a picture of a green haired girl with a weird symbol on her forehead. "Who is that?" "Her name is CC she is from Code Geass she is several centuries old." "Uhh then I guess not." "Okay then Fuwa here take this."
He then handed her extra batteries. "Just in case. Also the remote will pull you out of anywhere and back here. You know what here is an extra remote just in case because some of the girls you will meet are going to be kind of crazy." "How crazy?" "It's anime dude what do you think?" "Okay good point." "Thank you mister Blind King sir." "Fuwa be careful when you guys are lodged in to a harem show you know how the girls there can get." "Yeah yeah don't worry about it." "Okay I do have a place you guys can go as a good start." "Really where?"
Then we were teleported again. "Ugh where are we?" "Wow to think he would teleport us here first." "Here where is..." I looked around me the entire place seemed lifeless and barren. The floor was completely checkered and chains protruded from the ground to the sky. Then we walked for a while to see destroyed columns and a woman resting above a throne. "Wow to think he would set you up with her." "Her? Where are we?" "Black Rock Shooter." "WHAT?" "So that woman there is..." "Black Gold Saw." "Fuwa I can't do this let's get out of here she will kill us." "Relax Nagisa she is actually really nice when you get to meet her." "You know her?" "Of course we've hung out before."
Then a giant sword was launched at their feet. "Then again I did take her watering can without asking so she might be pissed." "Oh great." She walked over to them and stood in front of Fuwa and extended her hand. "Listen I'm here to get my friend over here laid or a date so can you help?" She looked at me then she lunged at me. "Fuwa why is she trying to hit me?" "Oh that's right you look just like her nemesis." Then she backed me into a corner. That's it I'm going to die here. "Wait I have it here." She turned back to see Fuwa with the watering can. Saw was ready to claim it until Fuwa hid it behind her. "Only if you have sex with my friend." "FUWA!" "What that's what we are here for isn't it?" Saw then turned around and walked back to me. "Uhh hey listen you don't have to if you don't want to." She offered her hand to me, and I took it.
I was and idiot she held on tight and wouldn't let go. Then she took me behind the throne, and did things that I thought were anatomically impossible. I walked back out with my body being defiled? I mean I enjoyed and she was actually really beautiful, but I mean she obviously only did it to get her watering can back. "So how was it?" "Uhh it was good." "Really only good not perfect, amazing, mind blowing?" "Well I mean yeah that too but I uhh..." I turned over to Saw and saw that she was blushing? No way. "So Saw I see that my friend here performed admirably?" She then smiled at Fuwa then to me. "Well that's good well Nagisa let's go."
Saw then placed her hand on Fuwa's shoulder. "Weren't gonna let me leave with it were you?" Fuwa then handed the watering can back to her. "Well Nagisa let's go." Saw placed her hand on her shoulder again. "Fine here is your sword take it I hope you are happy I know I won't be." Fuwa then pressed the button and teleported is back to him. The Blind King then spoke to me. "Wow Nagisa can't believe you got her pregnant." "What are you... No." "Yep you my man are gonna go far in life." "I mean I have to go back to her what if..." "Yeah probably I mean she really loves you you know, but for right now we have to keep looking." "What I thought it was over and done." "Not even close my man we have to get you LAID LAID not laid." "Is there a difference?" "I dunno." "So Blind King sir where to next?" "Hmm I dunno how about I let you call the shots from here on out Fuwa." "Hmm ooh I know just where to go next." Then we teleported to another dimension.
Black Gold Saw POV
I looked everywhere for it I was sure it was in the same spot. She must have taken it. She took Black Rock Shooter's katana. I guess I should have seen it coming she is a sneaky one. I placed a hand over my belly. He was cute, and affectionate. Maybe our child will be like that too.
AN: So if you have any requests go ahead. I need Character Name/ Name of Anime/ Situation/ and object that Fuwa has for black mail. No lemons or yaoi. I'am willing to go as far as it takes to pair Nagisa with someone hell I made him have a kid with Cinder in another fic of mine so yeah.