Sandwich
I have no idea what this is. Just thought I should post something and see the responses I get.
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So Kai was minding his business, eating a sandwich, when Cole and Jay walked in arguing.
He sighed. "What is it this time?" Kai asked annoyed.
"Kai, who would top in bed, me or Jay?"
At this question, Kai's eyes widened and he started choking on his sandwich. He pointed towards his throat asking for help, but neither Cole or Jay were paying attention to him anymore.
"Uh it would totally be me!"
"Nu uh! Im stronger!"
Jay frowned. "But you're a big ol softie! You're too submissive to top!"
"Is that a fact?!" Cole shoved Jay. "It is a fact! Everyone knows it!"
The argument continued
Kai collapsed on the floor wheezing for air, crawling towards the both of them and eventually face-planting on the ground. Suddenly,Lloyd walked in.
"Hey guys whats with all the-" Lloyd gasped and slid on the floor, pulling Kai to his knees. He wrapped his hands around his waist and pulled.
The piece of sandwich shot out of Kai's mouth and onto the floor, finally getting the attention of Jay and Cole. They looked down and fell silent under Lloyd's angry glare. "Seriously?"
Cole shrugged innocently. "Sorry Lloyd."
"Cole, he was choking! How did you not see or hear that!"
Kai wheezed and coughed harshly, laying back on the floor to take in as much air as possible. Finally he stood up shakily and grabbed the sandwich, ripping it i half.
He sighed. "I noticed the considerate amount of weight I lost since you two became a couple."
Jay and Cole exchanged glances. "How is that our fault?"
Kai just glared at them.
He smashed the two halves of the sandwich in their faces before grabbing Lloyd's hand and leaving.
Uh the end I guess.