Well, I've always wanted to do one of these, so here goes nothing.
I don't own Hetalia.
Name: Iceland (will respond to Ice as well though)
Age: Actually 66, looks around 17
Height: ?
Manufactured in: Reykjavik, Iceland or Oslo, Norway
Unit comes with
2 pairs of white gloves
2 brown suits
1 mix CD
1 Puffin
Modes
MODERN TEENAGER (default): your unit will sit around watching TV, eating sweets and generally being rather unadventurous.
SHY/CUTE : your unit will go into this mode around strangers or when being teased by Denmark and Norway units, he will hide behind you or just not talk with a blush on his face.
VOLCANO (locked) : this is your units 'special' mode, it is activated by Icelandic volcano's erupting, he will have a fever and glazed eyes. Despite how cute he may look like this, even the lightest touch will send him into a fit of violent rage. Watch for volcano alerts online and lock him up when one is due as a safety precaution.
How to activate your unit
The Iceland unit is a teenager, knocking on the box politely will not wake him in the slightest. The easiest method is to buy some hákarl, but if you can't stand the smell of 6 week old fermented shark meat there are other options; shouting or throwing water at him has been proven to work, but will decrease the chances of him liking life with you (warning: Iceland units have good memories and will bide their time before spectacularly getting their own back on you.)
Daily life with your unit
Iceland units are quite clean physically, but they have a phobia of clean bedrooms. Your unit already knows how to take care of himself, he CAN cook and he CAN clean but he prefers to rely on you for absolutely everything. He likes film nights and quiet conversations. If form some reason you wish him to be capable of doing more than mooching money and food off you whilst watching TV you can force him to study, he is rather clever and will work hard if you tell him that Norway is getting better marks than him.
Compatibility
Norway units: These units generally get along quite well with Iceland units but prolonged exposure can result in sibling squabbles, tears, whining and occasionally shonen-ai.
Denmark units: Denmark units tend to try and fluster Iceland units with oppressing, teasing and groping, shonen-ai can occur but is a rarity.
Russia units: Russia units are quite fond of Iceland units, however, it is not reciprocated (warning: units inc. cannot be held responsible for any damages caused to any unit by a Russia unit, you shouldn't have left them alone together.)
FAQ
Q: Why does my Iceland unit keep saying awesome all the time?
A: I'm afraid we must have made a mistake and have sent you a Prussia unit by mistake, they look strangely similar, feel free to send him back if he gets annoying.
Q: My Iceland unit 'modified' my truck and wants to race it up the side of a volcano, why is he doing this?
A: The Iceland unit is quite prone to a malfunction that makes him act like he's part of 'a big toddler group looking for new and exiting ways to damage themselves'. Just buy a new truck.
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