Invader… Gir?
Chapter 7
That night:
I was still in the hot sweaty dog suit when I heard the professor finally fall asleep. Then, I detached the collar, walked out of the room, and headed towards Dibs room. And when I got to his room, it was locked. So, I just shot a laser from my head through his door making it possible for me to get in. He was sleeping. AW. So cute. It almost made me think of fluffly clouds and not waking him up. Aw.
"WAKE UP FILTHY STINK HUMAN! PREPARE TO MEET YOUR HORRIBLE DOOM!"
"AUGH!" Dib woke up without his glasses on. He put them on."ZIM! What are you doing in my room? I locked the door!"
I stood right in front of his face blocking the burnt up door.
"Never mind that, now onto business." I said, forcing a smile onto my face.
Meanwhile:
"MOOSEY! HERE MINIMOOSEY! HERE MINIMOOSE! MINIMOOSE!" Gir screamed. He looked one way. He looked the other way. He hung off of the house. He stuck his head in the toilet as his skin sizzled.
"sniff sniff. I smell burnin' stuff." He said. He looked around. "oh well."
Back at the membrane house:
"AHH! AHHH!" Dib yelled as he dodged me trying to squish him with a hammer. We continued running around his room for several minutes.
"Give the tapes to Zim!" I said. "Thats me! :)"
"NEVER!" Screamed Dib.
Thats when I decided that trying to hit him with a giant hammer wasn't enough. I had to search for the disc myself. So I smiled at him.
"Whats with the creepy smile?" He said. I jumped, did a little flip, and ran towards his drawers.
Then, I randomly started flinging underwear, transformer pjs, and...I think... was that a corndog? I kept on digging untill I felt something hard and I took it out of the draw and looked at it. It was a love portrait thingy with (Insert Dibs loves name here) in it.
"HA! (insert Dibs loves name here) is your love? I laugh at your pitiful attempt at human affection. here I go... MAHAHAHAHA... where'd he go?"
Dib was gone. I looked out the window and saw him running with the cd. I had to stop him! Its too bad that I got distracted, otherwise I would've had him... oh yeah... ehem... yeah.