A/N: Not to be taken seriously, this is a joke fiction and it's only purpose is too make people laugh. We have no idea where this story is going to go at all, hence the M rating.
Zeb Colter was a man who loved Christmas. He loved the decorations, music, food and everything else that came along with the holiday season. It was only three weeks until Christmas eve, and Zeb was currently decorating his house for the festivities that were to come. He had a giant smile on his face as he placed the last of the Christmas baubles on the tree, all the while humming and swinging his hips to his favourite Christmas song.
The Christmas stockings were already lined up along the fireplace, each one was hand-knitted by non other than Zeb's best friend and occasional lover, Antonio Cesaro. They were a variety of colours and had different letters stitched onto each one.
Just as the track on Zeb's old fashioned vinyl record player changed, Antonio came into the lounge holding a tray of freshly baked Christmas cookies that he and Jack had been making all morning. They were in a variety of festive shapes. Zeb licked his lips when he saw the tray of delicious treats and almost tripped as he ran over to grab and eat one.
"Careful Zebby, they're still hot." Antonio smiled and squeezed Zeb's cheek as he stuffed a cookie into his mouth, devouring it with just a few bites. Antonio loved that Zeb had such a big appetite. He went back for another cookie, and another... until Antonio finally has to wrestle the tray away from Zeb's crumby claws.
"Now now Zeb, save some for our guests." Antonio put the tray on the coffee table and took off his pink apron. He had been working hard all morning, cooking and cleaning, ready for the arrival of his best friends.
After another 10 minutes of getting the house together, the doorbell rang. Antonio squealed with excitement knowing exactly who it would be. He left Zeb alone in the lounge and almost ran to the door. When he answered it, he was greeted by a very excited Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose. Roman was stood just behind them, wearing a Santa hat and his "I'm a rapist" t-shirt. Dean had bought it for him last year as a joke, without knowing that in the summer, Roman would be taken into custody for wearing that shirt to the pool and scaring all the little kids.
"Come in!" Antonio said, almost squealing again. "Zeb is decorating the tree! Oh he'll be so excited to see you all!" He led all three of them into the lounge and invited them to sit down. Luckily, Antonio remembered the yule log he had left in the oven ,so he excused himself to go and check on it.
"Howdy ya'll." Zeb sat down on the large armchair opposite the three little elves. That was the nickname Zeb had given Dean, Seth and Roman at last years Christmas party. The Christmas party at the Colter household was somewhat considered a tradition for most of the WWE roster. Of course quite a few couldn't make it, due to having to spend the holidays at home with their families. "How was ya ride in?" Zeb asked with his thick southern accent.
The Christmas music was still playing the background as all four of them made small talk. Roman hardly spoke, but he stuffed his face with as many cookies as he could. When Antonio came back into the room, he was shocked to see that Roman and Zeb had eaten the whole tray between them. Dean and Seth were only allowed a nibble.
"So, shall I show you all your rooms?" Antonio asked sweetly. Dean nodded excitedly and almost sprinted up the stairs. Antonio lead Seth and Roman to the second floor and down the hall.
"This is your room Seth." Antonio smiled as he opened the door to a Christmas themed room. He must have spent a lot of money getting this room ready. The bed was made of gingerbread and edible candy canes hung from the ceiling. Roman looked extremely jealous.
"I hope you don't mind sharing, Big E will be here tomorrow and we're a bit tight on space." Antonio shrugged. Seth sat down on his cookie bed and felt the sheets. He was surprised to find they were made of candy floss. The Willy Wonka room as nicknamed by Antonio took weeks to prepare.
Next, Antonio showed Roman to his room. Roman looked suitably impressed, since the room was decorated like the jungle with real like dung-flinging monkeys. Roman got on his hands and knees and ran off into his natural habitat.
"and this room is yours Dean." Antonio said as they reached the final bedroom. The room looked like any normal guest room, which surprised Dean. But when he opened the closet he found an unlimited supply of Mince Pies. His favourite holiday treat. Dean was over the moon.
Once all of the boys were settled, Antonio made his way downstairs, exhausted after his short tour.
"Do they like thur rooms, hun?" Zeb asked with his sexy southern twang. Antonio nodded, he looked extremely proud of himself. He was certain that he had outdone last years decorating.
Zeb sat with his feet up on the coffee table, holding a cup of Hot Chocolate that he made while Antonio was upstairs. He let out a jolly Santa-like laugh and continued to hum the Christmas songs that were coming from his record player. Zeb was definitely excited for this years Christmas at the Colters.