Hagrid's pimp my cardboard box
With your host…HAGRID!!!
Hagrid: hello and welcome to another exciting episode of Pimp my cardboard box!!!
Hagrid: today my assistant, dobby, *dobby cuts in*
Dobby: ello!
Hagrid: and I will be working on harry's cardboard box!
*fake audience applause*
Harry: I don't have a cardboard box!
Hagrid: that's why we have given you one!
*fake audience applause*
Dobby: dobby made it for harry with loooove!
*fake aduiance-Awwww!*
Harry: AHHHH!!! GET OUT OF HERE YOU FREAKY DEAKY!!!
Dobby: but dobby loves you!!!!!!!
Hagrid: this isn't a dating show now anyways…
Dobby: DOBBY LOVES HARRY!!!
*fake audience- …ummmm*
Harry: let's just get on with the show…
Hagrid: ok! Now harry I like what you did with the color in here…
Harry: really?
Hagrid: NO!! I mean really harry who paints little ducks on their walls?!
Harry: HEY! Don't blame me!!! Dobby made the house!!!
Hagrid: but It's a cardboard*hagrid gets cut off*
Dobby: dobby made it with looooove!!
Harry: what?!?!
Hagrid: I think we should put a Jacuzzi there and a hot tub there…
Harry: what's the difference!?
Dobby: dobby thinks the pit of sharks should go there…
Harry: WHAT!?!?!?!?
Hagrid: well harry, we have to redo your cardboard box now so off to commercial break!!
Dobby: bye!!
*commercial*
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AND WE'RE BACK TO PIMP MY CARDBOARD BOX!!!!
WITH YOUR HOST HAGRID!!!!!
Hagird: welcome back!
Harry: hey, were do think I can get some of that pathadasad stuff?
Dobby: dobby knows!!!
Harry: shut up dobby!
Hagrid: ok so here is your new cardboard box!
Harry: ALL YOU DID WAS DOODLE ON THE WALLS WITH SHARPIE!!!!!!
Hagrid: ya…
Dobby: dobby drew hearts with H+D in them!!!
Harry: AHHHH!!! MY CARDBOARD BOX!!!
hagrid: yes and that's all the time we have on pimp my cardboard box today!...umm by the way harry, the cardboard box and all the work done on it is gonna cost ya, here's the bill…
Harry: HOLY CRUD!!!!!!! I'M NOT PAYING 37,600,000,000 FOR A CARDBOARD BOX AND DOODLES!!!!!!!!!
Dobby: but dobby made them with loooove!!!!
Harry: AHHHH!!! *harry troughs dobby out the door*
Hagrid: goodbye!!!
A/N yaaa I kinda got it from potter puppet pals the ron deasie one but ya do you like it!?
oh and i finally fixed the spelling for commercial! (i'm a great speller!)