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Harry Potter and the Make-Out Scene of DOOM

"This is so awesome!" said Harry Potter, picking his nose.

"What is, Harry?" said Ron, "I love you Harry!"

Ron and Harry start making out, and then Hermione joins in with the picture.

"Dude, Draco and Dumbledore are going out!" said Harry Potter, still picking his nose.

"That is so hot!" said Hermione, helping Harry with his nose. "I'm going to go write a fanfic about it!"

Hokay, so, it is ze end of ze vorld, because Dumbledore and Draco are making out. Dumbledore's beard is wrapping around Draco and stuff, and Harry Potter is totally digging it. Oh mah gah, and Hermione is being awesome and stuff. This totally rules.

"Oh my GOD this is such a totally awesome fanfic!" said Pansy Parkinson, looking at it on the intarweb. "TOTALLY COOL! I'm sending it to all my friends. Isn't it romantic, Draco?"

Draco was too busy making out with Dumbeldore to notice worth a damn. He was caressing him and stuff.

"DRACO YOU BITCH! You're dating him instead of me? I totally hate you, Draco!"

"What now?" said Draco, pulling out of his smooch.

"Can I join?" Pansy begged. Draco put his arm around her, and Pansy began to make out with Dumbledore, too. "This is so AWESOME!"

"And all the wizards say I'm pretty fly... for a white guy," Dumbledore sang in pleasure.

So, as things got so much more awesomer, things got awesomer! Oh mah gah, and Dumbledore was so into it. And Harry was watching, and puking and stuff, because he thinks fanfics like this are sick. Oh mah gah, he is so wrong. This is totally my life, and it will always be my life. I totally LOVE romantic Harry Potter fanfics. Especially Draco/Remus, Remus/Harry, Hermione/McGonagall, Harry/Snape, Narcissa/Crabbe & Goyle. Oh mah gah, it totally rocks. So things keep getting cool, and Dumbledore is like "woah" and Hermione starts puking too because this is pointless and stuff. And then Harry Potter starts singing Meat Loaf, now puking out his lung and stuff, and Hermione is going crazy because this is so awesome!

"Oh my GOD, you should read this, Harry!" said Hermione. "It is so awesome, I am going to show it to my mom, too!"

"Waaah, my mom's dead!" said Harry.

"Waaaah, who CARES?"

"I hate you Hermione."

"I hate you too, Harry."

Harry and Hermione start making out.

"We should totally do this more often!" said Dumbledore and Draco together.

"I love going out with you, Draco!"

"I love you too, Dumbledore!"

"Shazam!" said Harry, capturing this on camera.

"No waaay! Cameras don't work in Hogwarts!1111one" said Draco.

"Oh mah gah, now they do!" said Harry, picking his nose again.

"Ooo, I wanna pick my nose, too!" said Dumbledore.

"Totally!" said Draco.

So, as ze end of ze vorld nears, Dumbledore and Draco keep doing stuff, and the world is like "screw this" and it goes to Mars. So, Mars is being bothered by the world, because Draco and Dumbledore won't stop making out, and so Harry Potter needs to die because Voldemort is still alive. So, Voldemort kills everyone, and then kills Draco and Dumbledore. The end.

A/N Heck yes, I loved it, don't you? Please review it. Pretty please? Bash it, love it, I don't care what you do. Oooo I can't wait for the bashings from my romance fanfiction lovers. Totally.