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Prophesy Problems
What do you call those who believe in the words of a prophecy?
FOOLS!
What do you call an old FOOL?
Albus Dumbledore.
What do you call FOOL fooled by prophecy?
Lord Voldemort.
What do you call a TOOL of prophecy?
Harry Potter.
Next Topic: OTHER FOOLISH MORTALS
Who should be considered as one of the other foolish mortals?
ME!
a/n this really has nothing to do with HARRY POTTER
Dear Reader,
I am writing this to you in order for you to know that there is a poem right after this letter to you.
Sincerely,
Fan of Great Works
FOOLS
There once was this FOOL who's named Harry
He had a fat cousin named Dudley
And also had friends called Ron and 'Mione
He defeated some Dark Lord at age One
Who wanted to kill number one
Harry's a killer its true I believe
He killed a man who believed
Some stupid old Fool
Who wasn't named Puzzled
Some other old FOOL
Created a hat that sat on a stool
Who told all the Tools
Including the Foolish Tool
To stay in whose house they belonged
But one Fool was such a big fool
He went to the house full of FOOLS
There's only one Tool
Who can't be a FOOL
Coz he is like stool
He's a git known as Severus Snape
And this is the end of this puzzling poem
THE END