Puck swaggered down the hallway cooly confident of the stir he was creating, the stir he always created. He could feel the admiration of the females and the slight fear of the males. Although he and Rachel were in a totally "committed" relationship, it didn't mean he couldn't still appreciate being appreciated. It was just like a God-given right or something. He couldn't help being badass; he just was.
Walking past a group of cheerleaders, including Santana and Britt, he heard Santana exclaim, "He's just so freakin' HUGE!" Giggles tittered all the way around. He smirked. It was nice that the goods were still appreciated. It did his heart good to hear his junk being admired even after MONTHS. Then Santana went on, "I mean, I thought Puck was big, but Finn is GINORMOUS!" He stopped. "What the hell…" He faltered and went on, shaking his head. It must be some sort of joke. He looked at the group of cheerleaders, and waited to see if someone was checking his reaction. Nobody was. The girls were hanging on Santana's every word. What the FUCK?