Date: December 24th, 2013 (ITS CHRISTMAAAS :D)
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Chapter 1: Origins
MMMMHHHMMMMMM ORIGGGINS! Alright lets just get right to it. Ha HA. Okay, it was the night before Christmas and all through the town, nobody was stirring- OH. Except Sonic and His Hummer. HA HA!
Sonic crushes his hummer for no god damn reason
Dammit. -_-
"Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer. Which I don't even need, cause im only a single guy! HA HA." -Sonic
Sonic was decided to go to Rouge's house cause, Everybody was going out for Christmas. HA HA.
"I can't wait to give Everybody my presents! Its totally not a box full of Pizza Hut coupons." -Sonic
Sonic purposely bumps Billy to the ground
"Ha ha. Ho Ho Hooo. Knock Knock! Who's there? Its me, Starbucks." -Sonic
Someone rips the door open, which turns out to be Rouge (She has Incredible Hulk's strength, shit-)
"Oh hey Sonic, how you doing? Why don't you just come right in? Oh, I told you you didn't have to bring a present, but come on Dwally, lets go.." -Rouge
"Gee, it was sure nice of you to invite all of us here, Rouge. You're definitely cool to me, Boobs." -Sonic
"..Oh you just being nice now, Sonic. Come on, everybody's in the Living Room." -Rouge
Billy had a little trouble moving Rouge to the Living Room
"Hey Everybody, look who's here- Sooonic!" -Rouge
"Hey everybody. Heh heh. Merry Christmas!. Oh, here's your present. ..I'll just put it on the table."
He breaks the table with the present
"Okay, so now that Sonic 's here- ..h-how about everybody like some champagne?" -Rouge
"NOOOO bcghdbhfgh! I mean uh, why would you do that? Let me do it for you. Ha ha. You are nice. Oof. If it bleeds we can kill it NOW."
^Billy have trouble getting cream to the Kitchen
"Sonic.. make me into a woman." -Amy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"heheheaaa. Lets get some drink a drinker. YEah. I'm going to get the Champagne FLLY! Alright Okay." -Cream
And then, it begaaaaaan.
A zombie makes its way to the garage
"heheheaaa. Going to give everybody an even share!" -Cream
A Zombie now makes its way in the Laundry room
"I just love Christmas time. Its another Excuse to get drunk." -Cream
A Zombie is in the Kitchen now and walk its way to Cream
"..Who's there? ..AAAAAAAAAHHHH, AHHHHHHHH-" -Cream
A zombie bites Cream's neck as he screams
"NOOO! STOP IT UGGGGH, YOUR KILLING ME! GXJDGFXHJBDF" -Cream
Rouge peaks over in the Kitchen
"Cream, what the heck is going on in there? OH MY GOD!" -Rouge
Camera moves to Rouges boobs and Billy morphs. A zombie continues to bite Cream
"HELP MEEEE!" -Cream
"Somebody go help her, she's dying!" -Rouge
"Yo man listen, I got this man! Don't worry about it! Edde Murphy's in the house! Yo listen zombie man, you come up over here-" Knuckles
He punches the zombie hard, which it dies
"OOOH. Yeah you don't touch her." -Knuckles
Knuckles went over to Cream, other's came and watched her
"Yo, hey Cream baby. Baby, you okay Cream..?" -Knuckles
"...Get to the Chooper..." -Cream
Last breath of Cream, then she dies... Everyone but Tails & Sonic (Sort of Shadow) bowed their heads sadly.
"PPPPOOORR QUUUUUEEE?! ...How could this Happen?" -Tails
Sonic walks over the the Champagne and picks it up
"We have a bigger problem on our hands, that *bitch spilled all the Champagne." -Sonic
He starts drinking the Champagne
"What in the world could have possibly been?" -Rouge
"It's sound like me theres a zombie but a zombie is not real if there are more zombies I'm gonna go outside because there might be more outSIIIIDE. Ide." -Shadow
Outside, dozens and dozens of zombies are on their way to Rouge's house
And of course Shadow was right because there were more zombies on the way.
And they were going to dine for dinner TOOOOO. Yum Yum.
"Let me go outside to check for more zombies. I-" -Shadow
Billy haves trouble moving Shadow into the Garage a lot actually
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Shadow sees zombies outside of the garage
"...What? I was right. There are more zombies outside." -Shadow
Shadow went back to the Kitchen
"They began to eat them- Oooh. Everybody, Listen up! There are alot more zombies outside. They must have somehow heard the other zombie because now that they are coming and if we come we're gonna die so everybody we have to broad the house as fast as we can!" -Shadow
Sonic and the others, except Amy & Knuckles went to broad up the house
Every decided to broad up the house because it was a good idea (duh)
"Shadow, i mean Knuckles, same person- what are we doing, you gonna come?" -Amy
"..No man. i just gotta stay with a man. I feel so bad.."
"..I uhh i don't have a campaigne" -Amy
Amy went off somewhere in the house, then we cut off to Tails & Rouge Broading up the house
So that everybody was fixing up the house, so the zombies couldnt get in.
Everybody was doing their part.
Shadow broaded up the garage door and puts the metal on fire with his flamethrower
"Hey! I will weld it on shut. No zombie. Hey Hey Heeeeeey!" -Shadow
Shadow walks off afterwards, we cut to Sonic just putting an furniture one by one (two of them & a huge pot) by the front door and an dead bear, AN FUCKEN DEAD BEAR BY THE FURNITURE. IT FUCKEN BREAKS ONE PIECE OF FURNITURE.
"Well looks like I'm done." -Sonic
There were so many zombies cause they heard all the banging from inside!
And this wasn't good!
Because It was Christmas and I- I really wanted Presents, not Zombies. MMMM-HMMMMMMM.
Shadow looks out the window, then after Billy was done talking, he went to the others
"Its getting really bad out there.. very alot more Zombies than anybody could ever imagined. They must have heard all the banging as the narrator said. and this is not good because if there are more zombies and that means they are going to come in there and eat our brains or our flesh whatever it doesn't even matter.." -Shadow
From the kitchen, Knuckles was shouting; We cut to Knuckles & Zombie Cream cause i kind of too lazy to write that small line Knuckles said.
"YO MAN LET GO, GET OFF OF ME!... IT AIN'T COOL MAN. YAHOO COME TO AMERICA."
He accidentally knocks Billy down
OH AHH
Knuckles finally swung his arm that'll make Cream stop biting and flew off to the Fridge; she thuds on the ground
"Yo... Yo man she's crazy man, i can't believe she bit me like that." -Knuckles
Cream woke up again (as a zombie duh) and dragged herself to bite Knuckles again; others looked at zombie Cream
"Look out behind you." -Sonic
Shadow arrived to the Kitchen
"OOOOHH. Don't worry about it! I will shoot it and get it. HEEEEEEEEEEE. Okay got it." -Shadow
He shoots at Cream, which she thudded back to the ground; Shadow hits her with the crowbar afterwards and then stops
"We need to make sure it's dead. INTO THE BRAIN. Yeah Yeah I like my crowbar.. Are you where's everybody okay in here? What Happened? ..Oh yeah, I'm gonna go look outside." -Shadow
Shadow went to look outside
"Um, Cream. Ooh. Sonic, why don't you comfort me?" -Amy
"Sorry Amy, I'm gay." -Sonic
Billy moved Sonic away ("FUCK THAT SHIT IM OUT")
"Oh no Knuckles, this is terrible. Guys, we're gonna have to get him out of here. I used to be a Nurse. We have to get him to the hospital." -Rouge
"There is no Hospitals around here. It'll probably overrun. We need to find the way to get out of the city." -Shadow
"..Man Why won't we just go to Airport?" -Tails
"..Arts kidding me Airport on Christmas Eve? You don't even have a Passport, Tails." -Amy
"Well that's the only opinion that we have. We gonna also need to get a car, eh, anybody have a car?" -Rouge
"..We can use my Hummer." -Sonic
"..Okay so let's gather supplies. Shadow, Go outside and take care of the Sombies while we pack up." -Tails
"Good idea Mexican Man. Hoi Hooooooii." -Shadow
Shadow went outside...
"...I'm on my Period." -Amy
Amy drops; Shadow was outside now, shooting the zombies
Shadow went outside and neither side that he was gonna fight off the zombies because that buys everybody time.
...I just like, shooting stuff. HA HA HAAA.
We cut to Knuckles and Rouge back inside
"Okay, so you stay still and I'll be right back." -Rouge
"Man, I hope that this is not infected man.." -Knuckles
"YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE, DONKEY." -Shrek
Shrek's entire body twitches; We cut back to Shadow went back inside the garage
"My goodness. Too many zombies out here. I have to go inside. Everybody, we have to leave Now! There are too many of them!" -Shadow
Shadow shoots two of the zombies, then he went inside. We cut to Sonic
"Sonic, we have to hurry up. Its getting bad, lets go." -Tails
"..Uh you go really quick. I gotta do something here.." -Sonic
"Whatever man." -Tails
Tails left; Zombies are now in the house
THE ZOMBIES ARE GETTING IN THE HOOOOUSE!
"Lets see if these zombies like- Oh Oh." -Sonic
Sonic spotted a zombie walking towards him and left
Sonic turned on the stove, like my mom won't let me do.
Then they decided to leave the house (Duh).
They have to hurry, cause the house was gonna blow up any second now.
While driving off, Sonic ran over the Zombie. A few seconds later, the entire house blew up.
"If you leave your flame, that's not good. You're house will blow up. If you don't have insurance, Game Over.." -Sonic
He still continues to drive
So then they toke off to the Airport...
A few moments later, Gmod crashes the Hummer
OOOOOOHHHH -_-
They all arrive at the Airport. Its like a ghost town.
Meanwhile, at the airport,
things were looking very bleaked for our heroes.
It seem that whatever happened here,
apparently happened at the airport too...
We cut to our heroes
"Well, it looks like my hummer got us here. I mean, I'm the only one who ever drives it. So why have it? Its just a gas waster. Heh heh heh. Hooba Dooba-" -Sonic
"...Okay, everybody is going to follow me, cause i have a gun. It is the most important part in this whole thing." -Shadow
"I wonder how this happened." -Rouge
Billy starts to drag them
"Who knows man. But I'm at the airport without an Passport. This is like jesus for me. Oh Oooh." -Tails
"Lets go this way.." -Shadow
"...I'm so veeery hungry. Whoo. Can we take a break?" -Tails
"Okay Everybody. Take five." -Sonic
that moment later
"Ah. A restaurant. Maybe the have food here. Let me go check. Oi... Hello? Anybody here..? No?"
He opens the meat locker door
"...Well lets see what they have in there.. Oooooh ooooohh!"
He sees dozens and dozens of Tacos
"Aideos Milos! The other language things.." -Tails
We cut back to the others
"It looks like Tails have been gone for very little long.. Were gonna probably have to go find him. We should never split up again."
"(Spanish) Okay, Don't worry about a thing, here." -Tails
"Okay Tails. Well, its good to have you back. (sniffs) Hey.. hey do I smell Tacos?" -Sonic
"(Rages) NOOOO YOU DON'T! " -Tails
We cut to Knuckles
"Yo man.. this thing is starting to hurt me and.. i can't do it no more.. Eh. Oh I feel sick."
"How do you you're sick?" -Amy
((^Like every mothers ask if you say so to stay home from school))
Knuckles starts to throw up, then he dies
"Oh no, Knuckles! Oh. Let me check his heart paws..." -Rouge
she checks the palms and... nothing
"Oh.. Oh noo... He doesn't have a heart beat. He.. (Sniffs) I think he's dead.." -Rouge
Everyone but Tails (Sort of) bowed their head in sadness. Then Knuckles twitches.
But then.. Knuckles started to awaken..
Rouge looks up
"Hey look! Hes- He's twitching.." -Rouge
...Knuckles became a Zombie.
"Norbit." -Zombie Knuckles
"Oh Oh. He's a zombie.." -Sonic
Zombie Knuckles now transforms into a huge red looking Alien (References "Aliens" movie)
YEAH. Knuckles was now some kind of Alien- Super ZOMBIE, YEAH
"This is bad.." -Rouge
Billy zooms in on Rouge's Boobs
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
Super Zombie roars
"Ha. Gotta go fast.. LETS GO!" -Sonic
As Billy drags them, he accidentally knocks himself down and gmod glitches the dragging
OWOW OW STOP STOP! ...OKAY
They ran off, meanwhile...
"Okay. It is time for me to use this gun because you are being a jerrk!" -Shadow
Shadow shoots his gun at Super Zombie
So Shadow fought the Zombie, Monster Super Zombie and then-
Yeah it didn't work. :/
Super Zombie swings its tails at Shadow, sends him flying (& thuds to the ground). Super Zombie starts chasing them and roaring
And then he STARTS TO CHASE THE OOOTTTHERS!
We cut to Sonic and others running away
"Come on guys. lets Gooooo!" -Sonic
Super Zombie still chases after them, but Gmod glitches the dragging, which makes Billy mad ASF
(huffs) NO! come on- You *Big son of a-
get- get- hdfjgjfjbdfdghx
Sonic and others were hiding from the Super Zombie as it passes by.
"I think we lost him.." -Sonic
Super Zombie finds them all the sudden
"I guess we didn't.. RUUUUN!" -Sonic
Super Zombie continues to chase after them, still, gmod glitches the dragging
OH (huffs), I'M not even gonna bother -_-
Billy drags the gang
Come on, come on, lets go! AHH
He accidentally knocks himself to the ground again
(Pissed off)
"Ho, HO HOO.. Oh no!"
"AHHH" -Amy
Super Zombie was in front of them now, Sonic and others are now trapped as Super Zombie steps its way closer to them
It was a Zooombie! ((NO shit)) It came back!
It was getting closer..
Everything was doomed...
Super Zombie continues to Roar at them
"We're going to diiie!" -Amy
That moment later, Shadow came back! YAAAAA
"Not if i have anything to say about it, Ay zombie man!" -Shadow
Super Zombie chatters; Shadow knock the Statue down and lands on the Super Zombie... Super Zombie screeches in defeat
"HO HO HO. That was no match for my Chaos thingy. Come on, we must get to the airport- well, not the airport, but the Airstrip." -Shadow
"I hope there's a plane thats comfy for meeee..." -Amy
They left as soon as possible to the airstrip; Super Zombie all the sudden had faken its death all along and woken up. it Screeches; outside of the Airstrip
'Okay everyone, watch your step." -Shadow
Billy drags them off the walkway
"HOOBA DOOOOBBAAA! ..Lets go home, err well, the hospital." -Sonic
All the sudden, Amy had spotted something.
"Do you guys see what I see?" -Amy
"..Hey look its a HEEEELICOOOPTER." -Rouge
"Yeah thats good. It probably takes up even less gas than my hummer. I'm such a Douche Bag." -Sonic
So they started to head to the HEEEELICOOOPTER!
-But! Knuckles came back!
Super Zombie jumped right in front of them
"Oooh. (Spanish)" -Tails
Super Zombie starts to transform again
Then he started to morph again.
(Morphs sexually)
"This is bad.." -Batman
It roars now that its finished transforming
It was a bigger KNUCKLES MONSTER!
"How can we even sure this thing is even Knuckles?" -Shadow
"YO Sonic man, yo so crazy maaan." -Bigger Knuckles Monster
Bigger Knuckles Monster blocks their way
The thing was blocking their path to the helicopter!
This isn't looking good!
Shadow shoves Amy out of the way to fight him
" I will not block the path! YEEEah. Woohoo. Lets go monster! You are no match for my SMG rifle! hfjgbfjghfj! -Shadow
The monster was fighting shadow! ((Hades: I KNOW!))
Shadow kept shooting at the Monster, but he stops
"UGH. This is no match for my bullets! All of My bullets are useless! There's only one thing left we can do. Good Strength! And I know who has the strength to do it- YOU!" -Shadow
He points at Wreck it Ralph
It was Wreck it Ralph!
Its my favorite movie souly because Sonic's in it!
'I'm going to do something!" -Wreck It Ralph
He fights Bigger Kunckles Monster
Yeah but Wreck it Ralph couldn't fight Sonic or whatever-
I don't even know what I'm saying anymore-
Ha thats KNUCKLES!
Wreck it Ralph dies (I guess thats what happened after it cuts to the others)
"This is really bad, but you know- its a shame that Knuckles had to do, i always wanna do a black guy.." -Amy
"How do you know the Tebo's BLACK?"-Tails
"Oh cause he always had a rambiles licking on his webbles.."
Only at your Racism Hut." -Sonic
Shadow went back with the others
"UGH, this is useless. Sonic! We need to defeat the zombies with good strength! But.. I do have one little secret.. It is something i don't want to use but- we might have to use my BOMB! I made it myself. But we need someone to distract this thing while it eats it. Any volunteering?" -Shadow
((^"I volunteer as Tribute!"))
"Yeah, hey I can turn Super Sonic and do it. Uhhh but Rouge, Imma need your help." -Sonic
"What could you possibly need me *my help for?" -Rouge
"..You know i normally need the 7 Chaos Emeralds to turn Super Sonic but uh.. I f I'm a Douche Bag if i just grube your boobs, that'll work too." -Sonic
"Why don't your grobe my Boobs?" -Amy
"Because you have tits like a Sparrow!" -Tails
"Well I guess if it means saving our lives then, I have to." -Rouge
"This is gonna be Cool! Alright let's go for the reach around.. This is going to make One Great Preview Image!" -Sonic
Sonic grubs Rouges Boobs!
SONIC! GRAB ROUGE'S BOOBS! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"I'M FEELING THEM ALRIGHT!" -Sonic
Sonic transforms to Super Sonic
"Alright! Now I'm Super Sonic! and there's nothing you can do when you ride the Sonic spin ball. Up Up and Away! Lets do this! Now." -Super Sonic
Sonic levitates and went to fight Bigger Knuckles Monster; Amy went up to Rouge
"Umm Rouge since Sonic felt your Boobs, i have to sniff them now.. Jesus I really have some issues, don't I?"
We cut to Super Sonic and Bigger Knuckles Monster
"Okay. Its time to dance buddy! UUUUNN" -Super Sonic
The Monster was distracted, fighting Super Sonic
so he went to go away from the HEEEELICOOOPTER!
HA HA.
"Okay guys, I got distracted! Get to the Helicopter!" -Super Sonic
Tails and the others went to the Helicopter Except Shadow
They all went to get in the Helicopter, YOU SAW THAT.
"Sonic! Do not forget to you need to put this bomb into his mouth, and then it will blow up and that will be a big boom!" -Shadow
while fighting Bigger Knuckles Monster
"Okay Shadow! Thanks again, Buddy!" -Super Sonic
"...HE's an idiot." -Shadow
He went to the Helicopter; we cut to the Helicopter
"..Okay all the tacos are packed, now we can go!" -Tails
Tails started up the Helicopter meanwhile Super Sonic still fights Bigger knuckles Monster; he holds the bomb now
"OKay you big monster, how about a snack.. like Pizza Hut?" -Super Sonic
he throws the bomb into the monster's mouth, continues to fight it
"Lets do it! Lets finish it Now!" -Super Sonic
The group toke off! And Sonic is being left behind...
"..Guys! Just go! Forget about me." -Super Sonic
"We already did..." -Tails
"...Okay... SAY Cheese you big-" -Super Sonic
Before Sonic can finish what he's going to say, all the sudden the bomb blew up and kills Bigger Knuckles Monster..
The helicopter successfully lands on the ground and the group got out.
"Well the helicopter is now broke." -Tails
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"Hey Guys, Look Over There!" -Amy
They all see a building (Duh)
"It looks like a some kind of structure, maybe we can make it a house." -Rouge
"Or even better yet, maybe we can make it into a base... an unpinnable base. HE HEAYYY." -Shadow
"I just wish that Sonic was Here. Oi..." -Sonic
Then all the sudden, Sonic appeared behind the group
"What do you mean? I am here." -Sonic
YEEEESS! SONIC CAME BACK!
"Sonic, how did you not die?" -Amy
"Heh, you guys know. The only thing that can kill me is me. Hey look a base over there. Heh. I'm sure hope they have a XBox in it... Weee." -Sonic
So.. they went on to build the secret base that can never be penetrated...
But we all know that this wasn't the end-
"Say wait a second, I have question: How did these whole zombie thing started in the first place?" -Tails
-One day ago; In this Gmod restaurant-
Big the cat was making hamburgers in the Kitchen, he stopped to look to his right and left to see that no one was looking, then he started to fart loud and scratched his ass.
"Oh looks like the patties are done.." -Big the Cat
He picked up the patties with his hand that had scratched his ass before (Without the fucken Spatula... how gross huh-). It was served to a woman. She's enjoying the hamburger was was served to her, along with a soda by her tray. All the sudden she's twitching & involving to something terrible! After that.. she turned into the very first zombie!
"...Brains... Brains..." -Woman eating a Hamburger (zombie)
She starts to zombie walk her way to the Cashier.
"NO MAM WAIT-" -Cashier
She growls as she zombie bites the Cashier. It was cut off when Billy's dad comes in.
Billy, its time for bed.. (Billy's dad)
Oh come on dad, just five more minutes. (Billy)
You've got school tomorrow, lets go-" (Billy's dad)
"Oh no dad, I just-" (Billy)
"That's it!" (Billy's dad)
Billy's dad beats the shit out of him-
"-DAD! STOP! S-STOP!" (Billy)
END OF CHAPTER 1
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Characters (Appearances in this chapter):
Billy (Dwally)
Sonic the Hedgehog
Rouge the Bat
Cream the Rabbit
Shadow the Hedgehog
Knuckles the Echidna
Tails (Miles Prower)
Amy Rose
Zombies
Cream the Zombie
SHREK ("OH HELLO THERE!")
Tail's Tacos
Super Zombie (Knuckles)
Batman
Bigger Knuckles Monster (Knuckles)
Wreck it Ralph
Super Sonic
Big the Cat
Woman eating a Hamburger (which she turns out to be the first Zombie in the series ever)
Billy's dad