Marx: Hey hey hey! Marx here, and this time I'M doing the introduction. If you remember the extra from the last time we saw our favorite Dreamlanders, St. Patrick's Day had occurred, and I announced to Magolor the stories that we got as our Holiday Fun. I got April Fools, while Mags got Easter. Now, Destiny's documenting the events that happened that night, as told by our victims and ourselves.
Magolor: Destiny is letting us do the intro because she trusts us not to mess up. She doesn't own the series that we're from, any songs that were on her playlist as she was typing this up, ice cream sandwiches, Thin Mint ice cream, Marx's verbal tic of "you know" is from Leer Justice's Kirby of the Stars: The After Story, Apoxy, France, or a copy of Kirby and the Amazing Mirror. She drew the cover art in Microsoft Paint, was the one who came up Sword and Blade's YouTube channel name, Eversharp Flaming Wings of Freedom, and we're fairly certain she started the shipping Galactic Darkness. Don't ask what that means yet. As a side note, Sword and Blade's designs were inspired by the renowned Kirby fan, Ivyna J. Spyder, with a few of Destiny's own takes.
Grill: So enjoy this randomness!
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It was a late March night, and a small figure was standing alone in the moonlight.
"April Fools Day is here. My power shall now be unrivaled, and I shall be the prank king! You just can't beat the jester of Dreamland, you know?" the figure monologued. "I mean, I'm a JESTER. Jesters and Clowns are made for jokes, and that ultimately means that since I'm a jester, I should rule the day! And there is no escape!"
Nearby, a blue and white ship door opened, revealing a figure with yellow eyes that shone in the darkness.
"Marx, who are you talking to?" it sighed.
The first figure, presumably Marx, turned to the one in the doorway. "Not now Magolor. I'm practicing my "I have won over all of you" monologue!"
Magolor, the figure in the doorway, sighed in frustration. "Fine. I'll eat dessert alone then."
Marx's attention was diverted from his monologue practice rock and sped inside the ship, known as the Lor Starcutter.
Once the two were inside, it was easier for the viewer to see what they looked like. Marx was a lavender Noddy-like creature. He had bright golden wings on wither side of his armless body, multicolored hexagons floating beneath them. He had dark purple eyes, and brown shoes that were partially hidden behind his bright red bowtie. His head was covered by a blue-and-red jester's hat. The blue half had white spots, while the red side had white triangles. Magolor was a Halcandran wizard, lacking legs and arms, but he had hands. He was a brown oval wearing a blue hooded robe. The hood was was a beautiful blue, with a golden gear design lining the area where Magolor's face was visible. His ears were also covered by the hood. The tips of the ear-covers were light cream, with a thin yellow stripe underneath the cream tip. The majority of his body was covered by the white robe, as well as a covering the same shade of blue as on his hood covering his underside. A dash of purple was outlined with a similar gear pattern as on his hood. Magolor's hands were hidden by cream gloves. A white scarf covered where a mouth would presumably be, interwoven with a blue belt.
Marx shook off his hat after the descriptive narrator stopped talking, revealing a small poof of purple fur.
Using his wing's claws, he put his hat on a shelf so it wouldn't be trodden on.
Magolor sighed, and floated over to the freezer, and pulled out two paper rectangles.
"What... ARE those?" Marx asked, a confused expression upon his face.
"Apparently, these are ice cream sandwiches. Last time I was in town, I grabbed some since all of the Thin Mint Ice Cream was gone. Tago told me they're a rectangle of vanilla ice cream between two brownie slices," Magolor explained, trying to find the area that he could unwrap it at.
"Where is it?" Marx asked, bouncing around his friend impatiently.
"In the pap- Aha!" Magolor exclaimed, unwrapping the ice cream sandwich onto a small plate. He made his way over to a short table and put it down.
Marx leaned over the dessert, contemplating on the way to eat it. Marx nodded to himself, and ate the ice cream sandwich in one bite.
"That was AWESOME!" he yelled, startling Magolor.
"Good. I bought a ton. BUT NO GOING IN TO THE FREEZER!" Magolor replied, pushing Marx back when the jested tried to get another one.
Pouting, Marx plopped down right where he was. Magolor ignored his friend's behavior and bit into his ice cream sandwich thoughfully.
"Not bad," Magolor commented. "So what were you monologuing about anyway?
"Nothing much. Just my plans for April Fool's."
Magolor had to put his hand over his mouth so he wouldn't do a spit-take. "ARE YOU CRAZY?!"
"Probably."
Magolor finished of his ice cream sandwich and facepalmed. "Do you remember the last time we were here for April Fool's Day?"
"Nope."
"You almost killed Kirby after a prank backfired, and instead of the piano not actually being a piano mimic, it WAS actually a Piano Mimic and Fumu was trying to murder you for weeks afterwards. AND Taranza decided to use the Piano Mimic in an attempt to hold the puffball back after Dedede was captured by said person."
"Well excuuuse me, princess," Marx muttered.
"Did you just SERIOUSLY do that?"
"Memed you? Yes."
Resisting the urge to slap Marx, he asked, "So what are these schemes?"
"Well, the three big ones are 1) Set Kine and Fumu up on a date, 2) Get Knuckle Joe to propose to Silica and interrupt the end of it, and 3) Convince the people that live around here that the apocalypse is upon us."
"Alright. One will be entertaining, and Three's probably will be easy. Considering how often I've seen those weirdos fall for his schemes, we should end with that one. Mostly because then it won't interfere with the other plans you most likely have. But Two..." Magolor trailed off. "It's probably best not to interfere with people's love lives. The only reason I'm not complaining about One is because Samuel and Fumu are already confirmed in our storyline."
"Samuel?"
"Sword Knight. You weren't in the town square on St. Patrick's Day, and it was revealed then."
"Oh. Also, Silica and Knuckle Joe BELONG together. They don't put out the fire that burns inside the other, and they know what it feels like to grow up without one of their parents. And from what I've heard, Silica's actually part Demon Beast. Knuckle Joe knows how to break her out, so if she was with someone else, and broke free, they might die, you know?"
Magolor rolled his eyes, unfazed by the speech. "What other plans do you have for the day?"
"Lemme grab them," Marx replied, grabbing his hat. Magolor had enchanted the inside with hammer space that only Marx could access. Marx ran his wing over his hat, and pulled out two sheets of paper.
Magolor picked up one of them, and began to read what it said.
"APRIL FOOLS PLANS BY MARX
1. Glue Meta Knight's Wings together.
2. Cover King Dedede in chalk dust. Call him Chalk Kirby.
3. Build an exploding Escargon Robo
4. Put Sword Knight/Samuel in a dress. Then take a picture and laugh.
5. Ship Escargon to France for a vacation.
6. Tell King Dedede the Queen Mary wants to be more than friends.
7. Attach a Whoopie Cushion to Bun.
8. After sufficient gluing of Meta Knight's wings, tell said knight that Jerca's spirit fell in the hole and he wants your help to get out.
9. Genderswap Dark Meta Knight back to a girl since Nintendo made Dark a guy again,
10. Set the female DMK and Galacta Knight up on a date to appease Destiny's inner fangirl.
11. Send Customer Sevice 100 million fake-but-real-looking D-bills.
12. Steal Galacta Knight's lance,
13. Cover Adeline in rainbow paint and get Meta Knight to say, "It is Hypernova Adeline!"
14. Put Drawcia and Paintra in a closet together with a truckload of paint.
15. Tell Kirby he died."
"That's only a part of it!" Marx continued, unrolling the other sheet of paper.
Sighing, Magolor picked up the second sheet and started to read it aloud.
"16. Tell everyone in town that Diana/Blade is a princess.
17. Hypnotize Taranza to dance the Caramelldansen.
18. Tell Ribbon that Kirby got a new girlfriend, Chuchu.
19. Throw banana peels everywhere.
20. Put Whispy in Nerd glasses, take a picture, and post it everywhere.
21. Make a fake artifact, and have Curio dig it up but he won't know it's fake.
22. Give Prince Fluff a pet cat.
23. Tell Falspar the girl of his dreams is waiting behind the door, and when he walks in, throw a bucket of water at him.
24. While Rick's rolling around in a ball, tell him a website address, and Rick Roll him.
25. Tell Kirby that Keeby's going to be the star of the franchise.
26. Tell 02 that I(Marx) will be joining his in the underworld soon.
27. Tell Dedede his new companion will be Navi
28. Tell Yin Yarn that he was accepted into the knitter's club. When he arrived, have everyone grab him and start knitting him into things.
29. Tell Kingsonnn Dededoo that Nintendo accepts him as an official Kirby character.
30. Put Magolor in a bunny suit on Easter.
31. Run for my life from an angry mob."
Magolor facepalmed, and then noticed the 30th prank on the list.
"Wait. Put Magolor in a bunny suit on Easter?!" he yelled, glaring at Marx.
"Well, you ARE gonna be the Easter bunny this year!" Marx replied with a giggle.
"Well, Mr. I'm-putting-my-best-friend-in-a-bunny-suit-on-easter-because-it's-necessary, how are we supposed to do 29 separate pranks on top of the three big ones?" Magolor questioned.
"I don't know! I always have a lot of things on my plate that I'd like to do, but I never can get them done!" the jester huffed. "Hey, that sounds a whole lot like Destiny's excuse for not updating any of her stories."
"It does." Magolor commented.
"But whatever. I'd be content knowing I got a few done," Marx explained.
Magolor smirked. "How about this year, we tried to do all of them?"
Marx smiled. "Really? Or is this just a joke?"
"I'm not joking. The two of us plus Grill, Salt, Pepper, and Sugar could pull it off."
"Sounds like a great plan!" Marx replied. "Get the phone."
"Are you sure she'd be okay with you calling her at 12:30 in the morning?" Magolor asked.
"I'm sure she'll be fine with it." Marx grabbed his hat and after unlocking the hammer space, pulled out a piece of paper.
Magolor read the phone number on the paper and typed it in, mentally hoping that Grill wouldn't be upset. At either of them.
Soon enough, someone picked up on the other end.
"Hello, you are speaking to Salt. We do not own a car, and do not need life insurance. If your name is Bun, please stop prank calling. We're sick of it."
Magolor had set the phone onto speaker about halfway through.
"Well hello to you too, Salt," Marx laughed. "How are you?"
"Oh! It's just you, Marx."
"And me, Magolor!" the wizard added.
"And Magolor," Salt added, giggling. "What'dya need?"
"To talk to Grill. You know what today is?" Marx asked.
"It's April 1st. What does... Oh!" Salt realized. "I'll get her."
"Thanks."
On the other end, Salt flew over to Grill. "Hey Grill! Marx and Magolor need to talk to you about something related to today!"
Grill pushed herself upright. "Wha?"
"Marx. Phone. Now."
Grill's eyes snapped open and she grabbed the phone. "Hey Marx! And Mags if you're there!"
"Hey Grill!" Marx replied. "I'm gonna get straight to the point. Today's April Fools day, and I have 32 pranks planned for this year's April Fools day, so I'm gonna need all the help I can get. One of them isn't included only because it's for Easter."
"Hm... So what kinda things are you planning?" she asked.
"Messing with romance, tricking the townsfolk, telling lies about things we really shouldn't be saying, and also telling someone that they are now an official Nintendo character when they're really not," Magolor swiftly replied, giving a basic rundown of the list.
"Sounds like fun! When do ya need me?"
"I think now would be good, so we can plan out everything," Marx replied, thinking about how to organize the list.
"I'll be there as soon as I can. And I have one more prank to add to your list," Grill replied, hanging up.
"Grill?" Marx asked into the phone.
"I think she hung up."
Magolor went over to the door. "Here she comes!" He opened the door, and Grill, unable to slow down her broom, crashed into him.
Marx looked up in time to see Grill and Magolor rolling towards him, but he was caught up in it too.
"WALL!" Grill shouted as they were rapidly approaching the wall.
None of them had the time to untangle themselves, and ended up crashing into one of the Lor Starcutter's walls.
Salt, Pepper, and Sugar arrived calmly, and helped the others untangle themselves from each other.
"And this is why you don't fly your broom full speed once the ship is in sight," Magolor sighed, feeling the wall. "I'm gonna have to patch up the dent before flying."
"Really?" Grill skeptically asked.
"There was a time when there was a dent in the ship and I tried to fly it, thinking it wouldn't affect flight. It crashed 10 seconds later."
Grill snickered. "So, what's the plan?"
"Wait, didn't you say that you had a prank to add?" Marx reminded her.
"Right!" Grill exclaimed. She propped her broom on the wall and went over to the main area. She picked up a blueish-purple laptop with yellow blocks and typed something in.
"Who's the prank on?" Magolor asked.
"Sword Knight."
"Sword?" Marx repeated. "Why?"
"I'll explain in a second," she quickly replied, not looking up from her laptop. "Here it is!" She clicked on a video.
The video was just two people talking back and forth. She skipped to the middle of the video, where the girl looked suspiciously excited.
"Eversharp, Truth or Dare?" the girl asked.
"Truth," Eversharp replied.
"What is the one game you will never play, and why?" she asked.
"Freedom! I'm not answering that!" Eversharp pouted.
"Do you WANT me to set Daffodil and Sunfish up on a date?" Freedom asked.
"No..." he replied.
"Then tell me. I'll even tell you mine."
"Fine!" Eversharp shouted, giving in. "I never want to play and of the Five Night's at Freddy's games."
"Really?" Freedom asked.
"I don't like animatronics, okay?" he admitted. "They scare me. Only because it's like they're watching you, and it's freakier when they don't blink."
Freedom laughed. "Alright. I never want to play E.T. For the Atari 2600. I pay attention to small things in sound, and the sound bites from this game are painful to listen to." She shuddered.
Grill paused the video. "After learning that Eversharp was Sword and Freedom was Blade, I've been plotting a way to get back at Sword for a while. He thinks it's PERFECTLY okay to insult the AI that was programmed of me for my boss fight. It's not MY fault HAL Laboratory made the AI not as awesome as the way I actually play."
"I think I can help with that," Magolor interrupted. "While I was working with Bun, we discovered the location of their recording headquarters."
"Really?" everyone else asked.
"Yep. It's a bit annoying to get down there, but I think we can also start on all pranks where our victims live in the castle."
"Sounds like a plan!" Marx replied. "Now all we need is a team name!"
"A team name?" Sugar repeated in confusion.
"Yeah. To define ourselves!" Grill agreed.
"Prankster's United!" Pepper suggested.
"No, Chuklez-Lives-On already used that for the apprentice's pranking group in When StarClan Gets Bored. Then again, they haven't updated since JANUARY..." Salt replied.
"Apocalyptic Insanity?" Sugar tried.
"It doesn't sound right. We're only causing the Apocalypse at the end of the day." Marx explained.
"The Double Trio of Doom?" Grill offered.
"Too long," Magolor sighed.
"I know! The amazing jester with his best friends the wizard and Star Stacker with her onion minions!" Marx exclaimed.
"NO." Everyone else shot the name down immediately.
"Magic Tricksters?" Magolor proposed.
Everyone looked to each other.
"I like it!" Marx commented.
"We all can use magic..." Grill started.
"...and pranksters are also known as tricksters!" Salt, Pepper, and Sugar finished.
"Then it's settled. Magic Tricksters, unite!" Magolor ordered, doing a fist-pump.
Marx grabbed his papers and shoved them back into his hat's hammerspace.
"Alright. Let's go. We'll split up the pranks while we travel," Marx determined, sliding his head into his hat.
"Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" Grill exclaimed, grabbing her broom and racing out the door.
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Once the team had taken to the sky, Marx began splitting up jobs.
"Magolor, you look for the entrance to the recording studio the knaves use, which is most likely connected to their room. Grill, Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and I will start pulling pranks on everyone," the jester instructed. Then he turned to Grill.
"You need to set a chalk bucket above King Dedede's door, and call him Chalk Dedede once he's been hit. Also leave a note somewhere that he'll see that says 'To King Dedede, I'd like to be a bit closer than friends. From Queen Mary.' Get some flowers if you can. On the backside, it should say something like 'P.S. This wasn't from Queen Mary, so APRIL FOOLS!' I'll set up Bun's Whoopie cushion, start on Escargon Robo and after Escargon finds his robot, I'll blow it up, and crate him up for a shipment to France. Once Magolor finds the knave's room, which is probably close to Meta Knight's, we'll glue the knight's wings together, or if it's in cape form, carefully take his cape off and frame it on the wall. And hopefully, if Sword's deathly afraid of animatronics, Salt, Pepper, and Sugar can slip that on while Mags, Grill, and I fight Blade in a Golden Freddy suit."
"And WHERE would we get a hold of a Golden Freddy suit?" Grill questioned harshly.
"May I remind you that we all have magic?" the jester pointed out.
"Then it's settled. We'll pull some castle things, and head back to the Lor once everything's done." Magolor concluded.
"We're here," Marx whispered in scary delight. The broup landed quietly, and Marx reached into his hat for something.
"What'cha getting?" Salt asked.
"These," Marx replied, pulling out 4 headphone sets with microphones. "Gaming headphones."
"What are GAMING HEADPHONES going to help us achieve?" Magolor asked out of annoyance.
"These headphones will keep us touch, so we know when others have completed their parts. Let me demonstrate," Marx explanied, setting his hat aside and headbutting into a pair.
Magolor sighed, and placed them on his friend's head.
"Grab a pair, Mags," Marx instructed. The Halcandrian reluctantly put on a pair.
Using his wing, Marx pushed a button on the side of his headphones. "This is Jester, come in Potato. Come in Potato!"
"Really?" Magolor sighed. "Potato?"
"What? You look like one, and it's easy to remember!" Marx giggled.
Magolor rolled his eyes. "So, what's everyone else?"
"I didn't really think about it," Marx admitted.
"Well, I'll be Stacker," Grill decided, picking up the remaining headsets. "At least it had to do with me!"
"And how about SPS for up?" Salt suggested.
"Sounds like FPS," Grill replied, shirking the headphones down to a size that fit her minion friends.
"PSS?" Pepper tried.
"Are you ending a letter?" Marx rhetorically asked.
"SSP!" Sugar proposed.
"How about Tronion?" Magolor muttered.
"Tronion?" the onion minions repeated.
"A combination of triple, which is the number of you, and onion, what you are," Magolor explained. "Don't overthink it."
"Fine. To talk, press the side button, and to listen, don't press anything," Marx explained. "Now, Magic Tricksters, let's go!"
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Grill and her minions were able to easily locate King Dedede's room. Salt and Pepper found some erasers covered in chalk, and quickly set up the bucket. Grill wrote the note in a fancy handwriting, hoping Dedede's fall for it. Sugar was hovering near Dedede, so that if he were to begin to stir, they could pack it up and run.
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Marx ended up sitting on the floor in the laboratory, reading through previous Escar-droid blueprints.
"Alright. The motor goes here, and the entire thing has to be lined in soft cushioning inside. A remote detonation will probably be best, so that button has to go..." he trailed off as he set to button in place. "here. Now I need lots of tire treads, metal, purple paint, and green paint." Sighing, he set the blueprints down and dug around for paint.
Soon enough, he had found all of the required materials, and, upon realizing he wouldn't be able to set everything in place properly, said something that we're not going to repeat.
"Jester to Stacker, come in Stacker," he whispered into the mic.
"This is Stacker, what is it Jester?" Grill asked.
"I need extra hands. Have you finished your set up?"
"Just about," she replied, finishing her note with a cute little heart. "I'm done."
"And Tronion?"
"Finished before me."
"Alright. I'm teleporting you now." Marx told the witch, unclicking the side, and teleporting her to his location.
"We're here. So what do you exactly need help with?" Grill asked.
"The outer layer assembly," Marx replied, floating over to the robot. "All that's left is to attach the outer layer."
"Sounds easy enough," Salt confidently replied.
"And you can't touch the dynamite."
The witch and onion soon got to work, cautiously assembling the new Escargon Robo. In no time at all, they had completed the project.
"Now to get it to Escargon-dono's room, blow it up, and ship him to France!" Marx happily stated.
The jester ever so carefully lifted the robot, while Grill, Salt, Pepper, and Sugar dashed underneath it and helped it passage.
It took a bit, but they made it to Escargon's room.
Sugar knocked on the door, and the five of them hid in areas nearby.
Escargon woke up, and they heard footsteps from inside.
"What do you-" the snail's annoyed mood soon turned to one of joy, as his Escargon Robo was standing in the doorway before him. When he attempted to hug it, though, he accidentally pressed the button that lit the dynamite.
"What's-" Escarcon couldn't finish his question before he was covered in soot.
"Now!" Marx exclaimed, darting out of his hiding spot with a cardboard box.
The others leaped out of their hiding areas, and helped tackle Escargon into the box.
"Help mrph!" Escargon's cries were blocked by Pepper's duct tape placement. They shoved him in the box, taped it up, and labeled it with a sticker that read, "TO FRANCE"
"This is Potato, come in everyone!" Magolor interrupted. "I have located Sir Blueberry's room, which is also the location of our entrance!"
"Sweet!" Marx replied. "Teleport, please!"
Static was heard on the other end, and the group was suddenly in front of the entrance to Sir Meta Knight's room.
"Ready the glue," Marx whispered to Magolor. The wizard help up a bottle of Apoxy and readied it for the wings.
Grill quietly opened the door, and signaled for the others to follow her. Directly in front of her was Sir Meta Knight, his wings sprawled across his back.
Magolor quietly made his way over to the knight, and after spreading Apoxy over one wing, gently grabbed his other wing and stuck it to the gluey wing.
With a thumbs-up, the group began to search for an entrance to the basement. Magolor flew up to a shield and tilted it's corner to face down right. This opened up a passageway, and the group carefully went inside, only to begin to slide everywhere. Grill summoned her broom and grabbed Salt, Marx flew with Pepper hanging onto his feet, while Magolor hovered above the course and held Sugar. After slowly gliding down the path, they ended up in a large room. A red button that read, "Push to shut door" was waiting for them. Magolor clicked the button, and they heard a loud thunk at the top of the slide.
The group split up to find the recording room, but it wasn't too difficult.
"Over here!" Sugar whispered to everyone. They crowded around the window that let them see inside the studio.
Inside, a pair of teenagers were setting up a web camera, as well as a few beanbags. One of them was a girl with firetruck-red hair in a ponytail behind her. Her eyes were a dark teal, and her skin was tinted red. She was wearing a forest green t-shirt that had a picture of two swords crossing each other, with a pair of wings on fire behind them. The shirt was partially covered by a blue zip-up hoodie. She was also wearing a pair of black jeans, white socks, and a black glove on her right hand.
There was also a boy in the room, with dark blue hair that looked black, bright green eyes, and his skin was a bluish color as opposed to the girl's reddish skin color. He was wearing a shirt that looked identical to the girl's shirt, sans the color. His was teal, and was partially covered by a brown jacket with a cream inside. His pants were a chocolate brown, as well as his socks. On his left hand, a black glove was hiding the hand underneath.
"That's them!" Grill whispered.
"So what's the plan?" Magolor whispered back.
"We wait until the recording has started, and then we summon an animatronic suit for Golden Freddy. After going in, Salt, Pepper, and Sugar will take this Cinderella dress and shove it onto Sword." Marx declared.
The group moved further away from the door, and summoned a Golden Freddy suit.
Inside, the duo had begun the video.
"Eversharp here!" the boy said.
"Freedom flying in!" the girl added.
"And today, per your request, I'm playing Five Nights at Freddy's," Eversharp said, looking worried.
"So this'll be fun for me!" Freedom finished, an evil smile upon her face.
Eversharp sighed, and put on his helmet so things would be censored better.
He got a few minutes into the game, and was jumpscared by Bonnie.
"HOLY SHELLFISH!" he shouted, the helmet changing the swear to something else completely. "Hey the helmet works!"
"Nevermind that, you have to continue the game!" Freedom insisted.
The group had climbed into the suit, and made their way over to the door.
"D-D-Did you hear that?" Eversharp nervously asked. He heard hard metal clanking, like the sounds the animatronics made in game.
Suddenly, the noise was back, but louder.
"Blade?" he squeaked.
"Not now, Sword," Blade replied, drawing her sword. Sword stayed in the back and aimed the camera towards the door. Blade picked up her helmet and looked through the window.
Before she got a clear image of what was going on, the door broke down revealing a Golden Freddy standing there.
Sword screamed like a girl and fainted on the spot.
Blade cringed, and looked it in the eyes. Oddly, it had bright yellow eyes, instead of empty sockets of nothingness.
"You can't be real," she whispered. "The real you doesn't have eyes, and certainly wouldn't be hesitant to attack."
Grill(who was controlling the arms) and Marx(who was controlling the feet) set Golden Freddy into a battle stance. Behind them, Salt, Pepper, and Sugar were looking at each other. When they had stepped through the door, they had all been humanized. All three of them had medium-tan skin, light brown eyes, and chocolate-brown hair. Salt and Pepper were boys, while Sugar was a girl. Salt's hair was short, while Pepper had slightly more in front of his eyes. Sugar had short hair that went to the middle of her neck and curved inward. All three of them had lime t-shirts underneath overalls, but Sugar's overalls were actually an overall dress. They each had a small letter keychain on one of the belt loops, orange socks, and orange shoes.
When Blade wasn't paying attention, they darted past the battle and started to shove him into the Cinderella dress.
"Almost... got it..." Sugar muttered, trying to push Sword's arms through the dress.
"Just... a little... more!" Pepper whispered, pulling his arms through the sleeves.
"C'mon!" Salt groaned, pulling the dress down.
Meanwhile, Magolor, Marx, and Grill were having trouble fighting when two of them couldn't see.
"Hyah!" Blade yelled, striking the knees of the animatronic.
"Ow," the knees said.
Blade looked at the knees in confusion. "Did the knees just say ow?"
Inside, Grill facepalmed. "I really need to keep my mouth shut," she thought.
Blade shoved the feeling away, and went for the head. This time, Magolor ducked to avoid the blow, but the helmet came off after the attack.
Blade grabbed the suit, but before she could look inside, a burst of bright light blinded her temporarily, letting the puppeteers escape.
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They had fled out of the basement, and flew up to King Dedede's room.
This time, Magolor knocked on the door, and they heard the distinct creaking of the floor.
"Dear King Dedede, I think we should be more then friends. From Queen Mary," he mumbled. "WAHOO!"
Grill giggled. Suddenly, a shout of, "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" was heard from inside. When Dedede opened the door to storm out of his room, a bucket of chalk fell on top of him.
"It's Chalk Dedede!" Magolor shouted in his best Meta Knight impression.
Before King Dedede could figure out who said that, the group teleported back to the Lor Starcutter to prepare for the next part.
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I think this one's going to end here FOR NOW!
I REALLY want to get everything done, and there's a lot of pranks. So this one's going to be multiple chapters. I know you might be upset, but this story's almost as long as the St. Patrick's day story, and I don't want a giant story that's going to take an hour to read... *sighs*
Trust me, THIS IS NOT GONNA DIE!
I promise that the story will be done, and not be put off until June.