Thursday July 1, day 48
The lesbian wakes Santana and the man with a song from Les Miserables.
Rachel visits Puck. He tells her about the rabbi's daughter. She recognizes the name. She knew her at elementary school in Hebrew clubs.
A flashback shows them playing pranks on each other.
Rachel asks Puck to sing at the concert.
Ryder talks on the phone to Wade's mother. He says he'll come over with a printout of Katie's questions.
John Boehner shows Burt Mr. Motta's file. He explains that Motta has helped the FBI arrest 28 other criminals. Burt asks if he might help exposing a corrupt police chief. Boehner says yes.
Rachel visits Will, telling him about the concert, Funny Girl and the intern. He asks about her love life. As she stumbles through the list, he reminds her of her crush on him in sophomore year. She confesses the crush remains. He says so has his on her. They sing I loved you once in Silence.
Kitty talks to Joe, kurt, the young hillbilly and the gay Christian. After talking about religion, music and fashion, they decide to get makeovers.
Rives at Wade's house with the questions.
Rachel, leaving Will, meets Will's sister. She confronts her about the tapes, and accuses her of causing Emma's death. Rachel leaves crying. The staff stops Will's sister from seeing him.
Joe loses his dreadlocks and tries on earth shoes. Kurt and the gay Christian get matching crew cuts. Kitty gets her hair dyed a more extreme form of blonde.
Rachel meets the intern to rehearse. They sing That's what friends are For.
With their new looks, Kitty and the four men do a medley of Blondie songs.
Mr. Motta and Mrs. Rose watch a 1970s tv special called The Fat of the Land. They sing along to Thin's where it's bin, but Fat's where it's At. Burt calls, requesting a private meeting that night.
Kitty and the boys arrive first for New Directions meeting. Holly comes next and says the Spanish teacher can't make it. Marley arrives alone, prompting Kitty to ask about Ryder. She says he hasn't answered his phone.
An agent tells the CIA officer that the third man has reached the US safely. The CIA officer concludes the Canadians are letting them escape. He decides the two of them need to sneak out tomorrow night and blow up the bunker and the Sylvesters.
Mercedes arrives with sam and the black man, leaving only Ryder unaccounted for. They start to sing When Johnny comes marching home Again. As they sing Rachel arrives with the intern, Puck with the rabbi's daughter and finally Ryder and Wade.
Burt confronts Mr. Motta about his crimes, and requests his help in removing the police chief.
At Breadstix Wade tries to make sense of what has happened and gets upset. Mercedes and the black man take Wade away.
In the men's room, Puck tells Ryder about Rachel's high school years. He warns him not to hurt her.
In the ladies' room, Marley talks to Rachel about the confusing relationships.
All four sing an original song about twisted love.
After dropping off Wade the black man goes into Mercedes' house. As they prepare to make out the phone rings. They don't answer. Sam sings Your cheatin' Heart on the answering machine.