[Disclaimer: I do not come up with My Craft and I do not own Minecraft (Do not sue me, Mister OnTheCobb Sir!]

The Bright Sun

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The large ball of gas was shining brightly, messing with my eyes that were heavily acclimated to darkness.

Wait… What's gas? I contemplated quietly to myself as I continuously blinked my eyes and tried to slowly adjust to the bright area around me. I found myself lying in the center of stone. Multiple etchings and marks highlighted the rare stone, simply showing off it's extravagance. Pillars surrounded me, decorated simil-

I'm going to stop thinking about every detail and try and figure out where I am.

I pulled myself upwards with my slightly winced eyes. It seemed that I was surrounded by some sort of meadowish area that extended for a few hundred meters before it was cut off into some sort of large forest area that expanded for miles, a large mountain that peaked the clouds was the only break of trees.

Before I could continue thinking, I felt a tugging sensation and my feet were lifted up a little before I was flung through the air towards something.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" I squeezed my eyes shut as I felt my body collide hard with something before I crashed onto the ground. A dull throbbing sensation was felt throughout my back.

I groaned as I pushed myself up to a sitting position. My eyes quickly shot back to the last place I was standing. Instead of nothing, a strange guy was standing in my place.

He was wearing a small gray shirt with a similar colored belt that held up his checkered green pants. He also had a backpack of similar color. One of the sides was completely gray and the other was the same checkered green-pattern. Above his head was some sort of… Title? That's what it looked like.

It read 'Brother_Kenny'. I realized that he had thrown me into one of the stone pillars that surrounded the little stone area.

"What the hell?!" I irritatedly shouted out at the strange man, flailing my hands around.

"... You were too close." He mumbled out, bobbing his head up and down as if it was a perfectly fine thing to do.

"So!? That doesn't justify throwing peopl-."

A door swung open from the house behind us, how did I not notice that before? Before some sort of… Brown-robed man with a large dangling nose walked out from the house before announcing.

My god, that nose is disgusting. Wait.. What's god? Or is it a god? Ugh, what's happening with me?

"Welcome number 831,966,100 DanDarkness and number 831,966,101 Brother_Kenny. My name is Helena. I'm sure you have many questions about your location and I'll try my best to answer them all." The man with a ladies name called out jovially, smiling happily. He… Or… She? We'll go with She.

She was wearing some sort of large brown tunic with brown pants and had a uni trait that stood out about her the most was her gigantic, large, sizeable, elephantine nose.

"..."

"..."

One of us say something or this'll just be way too awkward! I cried out internally.

"So.. Uhrm… Where are we, and I assume you know our names because they're floating above our heads, why do they float over our heads?" He questioned as he moved a hand upwards to swat at the top of his head. I decided not to speak and to listen instead.

"Well, we are in Minecraftia. A strange land that was created by the great, blah, blah, blah, crafters, blah, blah, Herobrine, yadayada. Hey, is it always sunny? Well, that's all minecraftia is, really. Now come inside. I'll explain everything."

- Two hours later -

[Dan]

So… Blocks, belt, backpack, crafting. I can remember all of those things. Helena let me go back inside as she finished up with Kenny. I wandered around her house and noticed a few blocks that I created. Like a crafting table, and a furnace. I wandered on over to a chest that was near the door.

With a soft grunt I pulled up the chest to view the contents with in. There appeared to be a book inside with a few large piles of these shimmering golden apples. Along with that, there was an item that read [Severe Shield].

It was a beautifully crafted diamond chest-piece that shimmered the same color as the apples. There was also two sets of this ringed armor with dull gray swords. The armor was apparently called [CHAINMAIL] and the swords were made out of iron.

So… Materials below the earth exist, huh? I guess that's what my pickaxe is for. I nodded thoughtfully to myself and patted my belt that held the item. I don't know why that Kenny guy hasn't talked to me since he threw me... Eh… I don't need any of this stuff. If my plan works out, I'll be able to have a million origin zones.

"Hehehehe…. HEHEHHEEHEH!" My maniacal laughter echoed throughout the house before I abruptly stopped as the door was swung open.

They were standing outside the entire time…

"I… Uhrm… I am awfully tired, I think we should all go to bed.." I paused and yet they still stared at me. With a few little coughs to clear my throat, I continued. "I just have one question Helena. Can you speed up the growth of crops at all?" I innocently asked, remembering the emerald jewel that she had gifted me earlier.

I'm going to be rich.

Inventory (Dan): 1 Wooden Sword, 1 Wooden Axe, 1 Wooden Pickaxe, 1 Wooden Hoe, 1 Wooden Shovel, 10 Oak Wood Logs, 2 Bones, 1 Apple, 1 Emerald, 1 Clock, 12 Dirt.

Inventory (Kenny): 1 Stone Sword, 1 Wooden Axe {Weak}, 1 Wooden Pickaxe {Weak}, 1 Stone Pickaxe, 1 Wooden Hoe, 1 Wooden Shovel, 24 Oak Wood Logs, 4 Apples, 10 Cobblestone, 3 Saplings.

A.N: I know, a small starting chapter with a timeskip!? Outrageous! It's just that, with all of the different fan-fictions that have been created about this sub-genre, this is an overdone thing and I'm sure that you viewers don't want to see it happen again (unless you do and if you did, I'm sorry). I hope you understood some of the references and other things that were in My Craft. Next chapter will be solely about Kenny and his adventure.