A/N: hey! I know this may and will be odd, but, funny. With me and my friends the world of naruto will be flipped upsidedown, insideout, and twisted beyond compare. yes this is our wrath. THE NARUTO CHARACTERS WERE MADE TALLER FOR THIS FIC:P

Disclaimer: I don't own naruto but i do own our new twisted version.

Chapter One: The long hair makes him look sexy!

"See yah boys, we'll be back soon!" Sakura, Ino, Temari, Hinata, and Tenten waved goodbye to their friends(Naruto,Shikamaru, Sasuke, Gaara, and Neji.)

"See yah!" Naruto waved back while the others meerly lifted their hand lazily, they didn't really care.

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With Izzi, Tory, Alexis, and Brooke...we're staring at a shiny portal that appeared on the tv as we watched FullMetal Alchemist, the episode that Lust died, before the portal appeared.

"Dobe, poke it." Izzi said pussing Alexis at the tv.

"Why not you El Bako!" Alexis said shoving Izzi closer to the tv.

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"YOU!"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Tory yelled slapping the backs of Izzi and Alexis's head, screwing up their sloppily done buns of hair.

"Hey, hey, its glowing!" Brooke yelled jumping up, which really didn't help her because she still was short and hard to notice with her tall friends(Izzi-5'6" Tory- 5'1" Alexis- 5' and poor Brookie- 4'10") "ITS GLOWING!" the short blond started jumping up and down. "GUYS ITS G-L-O-W-I-N-G!"

The fighting stoped, they all looked at the screen, but stupid as it may sound, almost as a reflex, Izzi poked the screen. A bright light shown.

"God damnit Izzi! What'd you do!" Tory screamed.

"I just poked it! Geez!" Izzi yelled back, defending herself even though she would never win, so we think...

Then, the light swallowed them all droping them onto a rough path of dirt infront of some really sexy and hot guys.(Naruto,Shikamaru, Sasuke, Gaara, and Neji.)

"Damn, those guys are HOT!" Izzi whispered to Alexis.

"Who the hell are you four?" The cute guy with a marine blue t-shirt and tan shorts on said in a monotone voice(and a sexy one at that)

"Well I'm Brooke, this is Tory, Alexis, and Izzi." Brooke pointed to her friends as she said their names.

"Cool!" Naruto said, putting his hands behind head.

"Troublesome women, " Shikamaru lazily mumbled.

"Hey! He's cute!" Alexis blabbered out.

"Uhhhhh" Shikamaru took a few steps back away from her.

"Yeah, but the long hair makes him look sexy!" Izzi said loudly.

Neji backed away with a Oo expresion on his face.

"Guys focus, we don't even know wher we are-"Brooke looked over at her friends, they were drooling over the guys, caring less where they were.

"I'm outta here." Neji said, still looking like - Oo

"Yeah," Sasuke said- Oo

"Troublesome women. I'm gone." Shika said- Oo

"Uhuh." Gaara walked away- Oo

"Hey, I'll show you around!" Naruto volunteered.

"Cool!" Izzi and Alexis said at the same time, then cracked up laughing.

They all started down the street when Tory said: "Thanks! So where are we again?"

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A/N: Hey so how weired was it. Don't flame me to hard, I'm weird. Teehee! R&R please! Thankx!