Toshiro's Opinion on... Halloween!
Part one
*In a monotone voice with a flashlight shining on face in dark*: I do not own Bleach. *Flashlight turns off*
Toshiro looked at the three females in front of his desk. "So let me get this straight. This Halloween, is a foreign holiday when at night children dress-up, go to strangers doors, and ask for candy." Toshiro stated. Momo, Yachiru, and Rangiku nodded their heads furiously.
Toshiro sat back in his chair and said, "Who would celebrate such a holdiay? Better yet, who would ever come up with it? Dressing-up is stupid enough, but going to strangers houses and asking for candy? These people are complete morons! Don't they know that the candy could be poisoned or drugged? That they could be kidnapped?! So here you are, asking me to take you all trick-or-treating."
"Actually taicho, I was wondering if you could go trick-or-treating for me." Matsumo to said as she grinned at him. Hitsugaya gave her a blank look for a moment. "No. I will not go trick-or-treating for you, because no one is going trick-or-treating!" Toshiro yelled.
"Aww... Why not Shiro-chan?" Hinamori asked.
"Yeah. Why not Snowball-chan? It'll be fun! We get candy for free!" Yachiro yelled in joy as she appeared in Toshiro's face. Out of shock, he flailed his arms and fell out of the chair.
"Shiro-chan/taicho!" Matsumoto and Hinamori yelled as they went over to check on him. He was sprawled out on the floor, the back/top of his head against the bookcase. "Uhh..." Toshiro muttered as his head shifted and he blinked.
"Shiro-chan!" Hinamori yelled in relief. Hitsugaya's eyes shifted towards her and he sat up slowly, rubbing the back of his head. Before he could say something though, his eyes rolled back into his head. He fell to the side, revealing a smiling Yachiru behind him.
Matsumoto and Hinamori stared at the little girl, her hand raised in a karate chop. "What did you do that for, Yachiru-chan!?" yelled Hinamori as she rushed over to Toshiro.
"This way we can go trick-or treating!" Yachiru declared as she raised two fists in the air.
"What do you mean?" Hinamori asked as she looked over to Yachiru.
"Oh... I get it." Matsumoto said as she slammed her fist into her open hand. "Since taicho is unconcious, we can bring him to the world of the living! With taicho there, we can go trick-or-treating! I still don't get why we need a captain with us though." Matsumoto explained.
"Oh... I see." Hinamori said. Hitsugaya groaned again and opened his eyes. "Hina...mori...?" He mumbled. She smiled down at him and said, "Sorry, Shiro-chan."
"Huh?" Hitsugaya asked. The next thing he knew, Momo's hand was infront of his face as a white light began to emit from it. His eyes widened in realization and he shook his head. His focus blurred then before he blacked out.
Don't really know if Momo can do Tamna Otoshi, but... yeah.