A/n Well this is me and Joyce's first fanfic plz enjoy and yes we have cross over's in this!
Disclaimer: we do not own shaman king or any other anime we also don't own Eliot moose!
One day Zeke was skipping down the sidewalk when he saw someone that looked just like him."Oh my he looks just like me I must go see him!"
So Zeke skipped faster down the sidewalk to meet the other boy. When Zeke caught up with him he realized that boy was him!
"Hello I'm Zeke and you are me!"
"Hello I'm Hao and yes you are me!"
Zeke looked puzzled "but if we're the same than why are our names different?'
"We're from different dimensions"
Zeke smiled "Oh that explains a lot!"
Ha gave a cocky grin "I must say I never realized how sexy I was! I mean I knew I was sexy but wow!"
Zeke returned the smile "Oh yes we are sexy aren't we! I never knew my six pack looked so good!"
After Zeke and Hao finished admiring themselves, they got down to business.
"So what do you mean were from different dimensions?" Zeke asked
"Well in my dimension five hundred things aren't edited out, and additions aren't added, oh and are names aren't changed to really weird things, I mean what's up with the name Zeke Hao started to laugh. Zeke glared
"What's wrong with my name?"
Hao stopped laughing and wiped a tear from his eye "Well no offense man but your name sound like something a pasta chief created, Zeke a la pasta!" Hao started cracking up again. Zeke was starting to get mad.
"Yeah well my dimensions better than yours! Its way funnier and some of are new names are nice like cloe for morphine" Hao was about to say something when Zeke spoke first." Oh and you can take those k-mart pants and shove them right up your ass!"
Hao gasped, "What did you just say" Hao said gritting his teeth trying to stop the temptation of kicking this guy's head in. Zeke gave a mocking grin
"Oh I guess you didn't hear me I sad that, you can take those k-mart pants and shove them up your ass, oh and another thing your ends are totally split!"
Hao's eyes shot open you could insult is pants his shoes and maybe even his earrings but never and I mean NEVER insult his hair! Hao screamed and jumped on top of Zeke and started punching and pulling his hair. Zeke screamed like a girl "Oh god please! I'm to beautiful to die!" Hao gave one last punch in the stomach than climbed off of him.
"Your right as much as I want to kill you right now I can't bear to harm that beautiful face"
"Yes I'm sorry for making fun of your hair it really is gorgeous!"
Hao smiled "Well I try"
All of sudden they heard shoes well more like high heels coming this way. Both Asakura's looked at each other
"Oh god" Zeke said.
"It can't be" Hao said. They both looked at each other and screamed
"RABID FAN GIRLS!"
"OH MY GOD IT'S HAO AND ZEKE!"
Hao and Zeke tried to run but there efforts were I vain when girl with name Joyce writing across her shirt came and jumped on them. All of the other fan girls tried to get to Hao and Zeke but Joyce beat them of single-handed. When the battle was over Joyce laughed victoriously (for she has won). She smiled evilly "You two are going to have soo much fun in my closet!"
Hao and Zeke started helplessly
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Joyce walked through a wooden door carrying Hao and Zeke; they were sleeping due to crying too much. A girl with sandy blond hair wearing clothes that were……well…they were interesting….
It was Heather.
"Wow Joyce! I didn't actually think you'd catch him!"
Joyce smiled "You mean them I snagged the dub Hao to he may have a gay name but his cuteness is all the same"
"Ooooooooooooooh! I thought that Hao had a never before seen Siamese twin " Heather started laughing
"Heather"
"Yeah!"
"Shut up"
"Ok…"
Joyce walked up the stairs with Hao and Zeke when a tiny girl with short black hair came.
It was Nazila.
"Oh my goodness, not another one!"
"Yup! And this time I got the all time catch Hao!" Joyce started to hug Hao (there still sleeping by the way!) Nazila looked over and saw Zeke she was about to point this out when Joyce beat her to tit.
"Ask Heather about dub Hao"
Just than they heard a load crash than Heather yelling "Yay Eliot moose is on! Eliot moose is on the loose Eliot moose is on the loose! Elllllliiiiiooootttt moose is on the loose! Eliot, Eliot, Eliot, Eliot, Eliot, Eliot"
"Oh second thought I'll tell you later"
Nazila nodded. When Joyce finally got to her room, she opened the door and walked towards her closet. She smiled and shook Zeke and Hao awake.
"Time to go in my closet!"
"NOOO! Please let us go please!"
"No chance! And don't worry I won't hurt you, on Wednesday I take you all on a walk!" Joyce smiled than pushed them in her closet, put the pad lock back on the door and skipped
Merrily down stairs
Hao and Zeke looked around them, there had to be at least over 30 guys here! Hao looked over and saw Ren and Yoh
"Hey guys! So this is were you've been!"
Yoh and Ren looked over "Oh hi1"
"Yup this is were we've been!"
Zeke started freaking
"Oh my god! What is she going to do to us!" Zeke started screaming so Ren slapped him
"You wanna know what she does nothing! She just keeps us here to admire us! Oooh but I just love are walk we get!"
Hao and Zeke looked at each other/.
Yoh smiled "Well since were all here lets play cards!"
Yoh started shuffling the deck and dealing.
"Well Hao looks like we're going to be here a while"
Hao nodded
"Yup looks like it"
And so concludes day 1 of the closet files!
A/n well that's the first chappie plz review!