CATS.

Louis' POV

"So, why are we here again," I asked, distraught. It was freezing outside and I was waiting in a line. I wasn't used to waiting in line much anymore and I realized just how much I had detested it.

"Because," Harry said cheekily, "These girls won our contest and I want to see their chops."

"Chops? We're seeing 'CATS'. The only chops we're going to see are high school boy's penises."

"Oh, you know you'll love it," Zayn smirked. I gave him a shove and he almost fell into a little old lady. She looked at us in terror as Harry went on singing, "Penis. Penis and Cats. Cats and penis…"

Zayn tried apologizing to the poor woman but she just glared at him. Frankly, I was a little surprised she didn't start attacking him with her floral print purse.

I stood there and whined a little more until we eventually made it into the door. We were in a small hallway full of excited parents and friends. Their accents amused me; it sounded like the lovechild of Chicago and Wisconsin. We were in a town called Rockford, Illinois. It was someplace I had never even heard of before. It wasn't very far from Chicago, and I loved the windy city, so it must be pretty nice here as well.

People were looking at us as if we belonged on some other planet. I couldn't tell if it was because of our accents or because they dressed like farmers here, and we did not. Regardless, this just made me more concerned that I was going to fall asleep during this play. I mean, how could a good show possibly exist in a place like this?

I walked past the counter with my ticket and swapped it for a program from an usher who showed us to our seats. For some reason, we were right in front. I was a little concerned considering the edge of the ramp coming off of the stage was about 0.5 meters from my feet.

I started looking through the program to find the two winners of our contest. The first one was Theresa Garner. "Theresa is a senior creative and performing arts theatre student. She has previously been seen in Auburn's productions of "The Wedding Singer", "The Importance of Being Earnest", "The Laramie Project", and "The Children's Hour". Theresa plans to major in business at BYU University. Theresa plays the character of Jellylorum. She is very excited for this production and hopes everyone enjoys the show! Theresa's favorite famous cat is Buttercup from the Hunger Games series." She seemed nice enough. Her headshot had a heir of innocence about it, something we would definitely have to change over the tour.

I soon found Sydney Stewart in the very back of the program. "Sydney is a senior creative and performing arts theatre, choir, and dance student. Previously seen in the productions of "The Wedding Singer", "Beauty and the Beast", "AIDA", and "Little Shop of Horrors", she has also performed in many dance concerts and talent shows. Sydney plays the character of Cassandra and is also company manager of the production. She is an honor thespian and is planning on continuing her theatre career at Julliard School of the Arts and majoring in Musical Theatre. Sydney's favorite famous cat is Toonces the Driving Cat from the SNL comedy skit of the same name." Wow, those were some impressive credentials. She also appeared to have a sense of humor, with the whole Toonces thing, I loved that little cat. I looked at her headshot and went into a bit of shock. She was stunning. Like Theresa, she had long, blonde hair, but she also had sexiness to her. Behind her genuine smile was a smirk of, "You know you want me."

I continued to stare at her photograph until I saw a very large man wattle to the stage, right in front of me.

"Hello. My name is Mr. Crow and this is Auburn Creative and Performing Arts High School's performance of CATS," he squawked. I looked over at Niall who was already imitating him. "We ask that you turn off your cell phones and please, no flash photography as it will blind the actors, and we don't want that. Thank you and enjoy the show."

I quickly reached into my pocket and turned my phone on silent just as the lights went down. The first music started to play and I could just faintly see the silhouettes of people crawling on stage. The lights went up again and a different song had started. The first person popped up and crawled forward. Soon there were more and more of them. American high school kids, in spandex unitards and cat makeup, with ridiculous hair and wigs.

I just about flung out of my seat when one little kitten appeared right in my lap. I had no clue where she had come from, but she was looking me directly in the eyes. Her hands were on my thighs and she did nothing but stare it me. I couldn't help but stare back at her. Her face was painted grey with black accents and pink lips; I had to admit it was pretty good. Her hair reminded me of Snooki from the Jersey Shore. It was sprayed completely black and was teased with a large poof right in the front. Her eyes were piercingly grey and I lost myself in them. Before I knew it she had jumped back up on the stage and was beginning to dance and sing. Her costume was completely grey and you could see every nook and cranny of her body. She was tiny, in every way. It was clear that she was not only the shortest person on stage, but also the smallest. Her stomach was flat, and you could see her abs as she moved and contorted her body. One thing that surprised me was her feminine accents. They were surprisingly large compared to the rest of her body. I found it hard to believe that she was actually a seppo. Oh yes, I was going to enjoy watching this show.